{"id":20824,"date":"2024-03-13T01:05:21","date_gmt":"2024-03-13T01:05:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/americanvoterpolls.com\/rats-on-pot-rampage-in-nopd-hq-time-for-a-move\/"},"modified":"2024-03-13T01:05:21","modified_gmt":"2024-03-13T01:05:21","slug":"rats-on-pot-rampage-in-nopd-hq-time-for-a-move","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/americanvoterpolls.com\/rats-on-pot-rampage-in-nopd-hq-time-for-a-move\/","title":{"rendered":"Rats on Pot Rampage in NOPD HQ: Time for a Move?"},"content":{"rendered":"
The New Orleans Police Department (NOPD) is in a real rat-astrophe, folks! It’s like a scene out of a bizarre rodent-themed movie. Superintendent Anne Kirkpatrick spilled the beans to the City Council about the rodents munching on confiscated marijuana like it’s a gourmet meal. This ain’t no ordinary Disney movie, this is the real deal, where the rats are having a psychedelic party on pot. Yikes!<\/p>\n
But it’s not just the rats having a field day. The NOPD headquarters is in such a sorry state that even the rats prefer to live somewhere else. From rat feces to mold, dilapidated elevators to a cockroach infestation, it’s a horror show in there. And Kirkpatrick ain’t holding back, she’s calling out the uncleanliness across all NOPD districts. It’s like a horror plot straight out of a Stephen King novel!<\/p>\n
\nRats Feast On Confiscated Weed As New Orleans Police Say It\u2019s High Time For New Headquarters: REPORT https:\/\/t.co\/HtLLQU2NQ3<\/a> . #Trump2024<\/a><\/p>\n
— NahBabyNah (@NahBabyNah) March 12, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Kirkpatrick is riding on the high horse advocating for a new swanky downtown headquarters. Move over rodents, the NOPD is getting an upgrade! But hold your horses, the council is mulling over a temporary relocation first. Looks like the rats might have a little longer to enjoy their marijuana buffet before they get the boot. And Chief Administrative Officer Gilbert Montaño ain’t mincing words, he’s calling the current headquarters a sinking ship in dire need of a lifeline.<\/p>\n
The council is gearing up for a showdown on whether to move the headquarters or keep the rats as permanent residents. It’s a battle of epic proportions in the Big Easy. Council Member Oliver Thomas is siding with Kirkpatrick, showing these rats who’s boss. Looks like the NOPD is in for a wild ride, folks. Grab your popcorn and watch the drama unfold!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The New Orleans Police Department (NOPD) is in a real rat-astrophe, folks! It’s like a scene out of a bizarre rodent-themed movie. Superintendent Anne Kirkpatrick spilled the beans to the City Council about the rodents munching on confiscated marijuana like it’s a gourmet meal. This ain’t no ordinary Disney movie, this is the real deal, […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20823,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"reaction":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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