Staff Reports
In a juicy showdown, it seems like President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump are battling it out to see who can be the biggest couch potato. But wait, there’s a twist! They’re not just binge-watching Netflix series; they’re glued to their favorite morning media shows like a kid with a bowl of sugary cereal.
Let’s start with President Biden, who’s obsessed with MSNBC’s Morning Joe. It’s like his morning coffee, except instead of waking him up, it sets the tone for the entire day at the White House. He’s so hooked on this show that he’ll even drag his poor aides into his Morning Joe obsession, quizzing them about every little segment and poll. The dude is practically treating Morning Joe like his personal advisor, buddying up with the hosts and even roping them into off-the-record policy chats. Talk about morning drama!
Meanwhile, on the other end of the spectrum, we’ve got Trump, whose remote control is practically glued to Fox News. He’s all about Fox & Friends and Hannity, soaking up every bit of praise and adulation he can get. And boy, does he get a lot of it! Hannity practically rolls out the red carpet for Trump, giving him the VIP treatment with multiple interviews and all the cozy coverage a former president could dream of.
But wait, there’s more! It turns out Vice President Kamala Harris is also in on the morning media madness. She’s hitting up both Morning Joe and Fox News, trying to keep tabs on the latest buzz. But hold your horses, because it seems like the folks over at Fox News have been giving her a hard time. Some of her aides are whispering about Fox News getting into her head, causing all sorts of anxiety and high drama. Can you imagine the nerve of those guys?
In the end, it’s like a never-ending soap opera, with the nation’s top leaders all tangled up in their favorite morning shows. Who knew politics could be so entertaining? But hey, at least they’re getting some quality screen time, right?
