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On the big ol’ first day of his trial, Hunter Biden stood right up and talked smack about himself to the jury. Can you believe that? It’s like he’s his own worst enemy! The son of ol’ Joe Biden, you know, the one who used to be in the White House, is in some hot water and he’s just makin’ it worse for himself.
Now, I don’t know ’bout you, but if I were in a pickle like Hunter, I’d be tryin’ to make myself look as innocent as a newborn puppy. But not this guy! Nope, he goes out and starts flappin’ his gums in front of all those folks who are gonna decide his fate. It’s like he’s tryin’ to impress ’em with his bad choices or somethin’!
Hunter's cynical defense in gun case: You're not going to convict a Biden, are you Delaware? https://t.co/mwMR2fR5eE
— CatAce (@flycubana60) June 5, 2024
I’ll tell ya, it’s a real head-scratcher why this fella would go and do somethin’ as silly as talkin’ against himself in court. Maybe he thinks he’s smarter than the whole legal system or somethin’. But I reckon that’s just gonna come back and bite him in the you-know-what.
So, there ya have it, folks. Hunter Biden’s trial sure started off with a bang, and not the good kind, if you catch my drift. It’s gonna be one wild ride, that’s for sure!
