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Biden Blabs Ammo Crisis: US Scrambles to Re-Arm as Danger Looms

Oh boy, folks, it looks like President Joe Biden just couldn’t resist the urge to spill the beans on our ammunition shortage. I mean, come on! Who in their right mind would go on national television and blurt out that the United States is low on firepower? It’s like telling the world, “Hey, come and get us, we’re defenseless!” What a genius move, Joe.

But now that the cat’s out of the bag, the U.S. is scrambling to replenish its stockpiles. According to John Kirby, some guy with the fancy title of “coordinator for strategic communications at the National Security Council” (whatever that means), we’re working closely with the defense industry to ramp up production. We’re gonna need more artillery shells, people, and we need them fast!

I guess in the meantime, as a “bridging solution,” we decided to send some cluster munitions to Ukraine. Yeah, sure, let’s just give away our limited supply to another country while we’re running low ourselves. Brilliant strategy, Joe. I’m sure the American people are thrilled to know that their tax dollars are being used to arm other nations instead of protecting our own.

But here’s the kicker, folks. According to a think tank report, it could take years to fully replenish our ammunition inventories. Years! Can you believe it? We’re gonna be sitting ducks for the foreseeable future. Thanks a lot, Joe. Your careless words have put our national security at risk.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, let’s talk about the recent cocaine incident at the White House. Yep, you read that right. Cocaine, in the people’s house. How classy. The Secret Service, those guys who are supposed to keep our president safe, couldn’t even figure out how the drugs got there or who they belonged to. It’s like a bad joke, folks. Our security is a complete mess.

And what does Kirby have to say about it? Oh, just that they did the best they could in their investigation. Really? The best they could? Well, color me unimpressed. Our National Security Council spokesman should be more concerned about finding answers and fixing the problem, not making excuses for their incompetence.

It’s embarrassing, folks. It’s embarrassing that our president can’t keep his mouth shut about our military vulnerabilities. It’s embarrassing that our national security is in shambles. And it’s embarrassing that our government can’t even keep drugs out of the White House.

But hey, I guess that’s the Biden administration for you. Incompetence and humiliation, all rolled into one. Good job, Joe. You’re really knocking it out of the park.

Written by Staff Reports

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