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Wow, folks, we’ve got some breaking news here that should come as no surprise to anyone with a functioning brain. The stock market just took a big tumble, and guess who we can thank for it? That’s right, none other than President Biden himself. It’s like watching a car crash in slow motion, except this time the car crash is our economy.
Now, Biden has been pushing this ridiculous narrative that prices are going down, but let’s be real, folks. We can all see that the cost of everything is still skyrocketing. It’s amazing how he can stand there and straight-up lie to the American people with a straight face. And get this, he’s even had the audacity to blame companies for something called “shrinkflation.” I mean, come on, Joe. We all know that you’re the one causing inflation to spiral out of control with your reckless spending spree.
Stock Market Takes a Big Tumble, As Biden Gets Done in by His Own Words https://t.co/Fnr6cZ2IBC
— David Jones (@davidjones720) February 14, 2024
But here’s the kicker, folks. Inflation rose higher than expected in January, and the stock market did not take it well. All three major indices closed down more than 1% after this news broke. The Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped a whopping 1.4%, while the S&P 500 saw a similar decline. And don’t even get me started on the tech-heavy Nasdaq Composite, which closed down 1.8%. Ouch!
It’s absolutely hilarious, folks. Biden tried to slam former President Trump for bragging about the stock market during his time in office, but now that the market is tanking under his watch, he’s suddenly singing a different tune. This guy is about as consistent as a wet noodle. It’s no wonder the stock market has lost all confidence in his leadership. I mean, who would trust a guy who can’t even keep his own promises?
And now I can’t help but wonder how Biden is going to spin this drop. He’s already been spouting off some desperate whoppers about inflation coming down, so he’ll probably find a way to blame this on something or someone else. But let me tell you, folks, this crash is all on him and his disastrous economic policies. The man can’t even admit that his overspending is the root cause of our problems. How can we trust him to fix the mess he’s created?
Oh, and let’s not forget about Biden’s claim that wages are going up. That’s just another one of his lies, folks. The reality is, wages are not rising like he wants us to believe. It’s all smoke and mirrors, just like his entire presidency.
In conclusion, folks, we’ve got a real mess on our hands thanks to Biden’s failed leadership. The stock market has spoken loud and clear, and it’s saying that it has no confidence in this president or his ability to turn things around. It’s time for us to wake up and realize that we need a leader who understands economics and knows how to make smart, responsible decisions. It’s time to say goodbye to Biden and his destructive agenda.
