Staff Reports
Oh boy, here we go again. It’s becoming crystal clear that our dear President, Joe Biden, simply can’t handle the spotlight. And I’m not just talking about those pesky cameras; I’m talking about any public appearance that requires more than a scripted speech and a quick exit. It’s a real problem, folks. I mean, when you’re the leader of the free world, you should probably be able to handle a few questions without looking like a deer caught in the headlights.
Now, it’s no secret that Biden’s aides are desperate to keep him out of trouble. They’ve tried everything – limiting his public appearances to his supposed “peak performance” hours, spoon-feeding him pre-approved questions, and even building a fancy fake White House set with a permanent teleprompter. I guess they thought if they could control the environment, they could control the man. Talk about smoke and mirrors!
But despite all their efforts, Biden still manages to stumble and bumble his way through public events. Just take a look at his recent trip to Vietnam. It was a train wreck, folks. He tries to crack a joke about “Good Evening, Vietnam,” and let’s just say the audience wasn’t exactly rolling in the aisles. Awkward is an understatement.
And it only went downhill from there. Biden seemed completely lost, shuffling through papers, clearly unsure of what he was supposed to be doing. He even had to call out to his “staff” for help, like a lost puppy looking for its owner. And when reporters started shouting questions, he snapped back with a snarky “I ain’t calling on you.” Real presidential, Mr. Biden.
But hey, at least he didn’t start World War III, right? I mean, we should be thankful that he didn’t ad-lib a call for regime change in Russia or declare that the United States no longer supports Taiwan. Remember those blunders? Yeah, they happened. And thank goodness for his quick-thinking staff who swooped in to clean up the mess and clarify what he really meant to say. It’s like having a toddler who constantly needs someone to watch over him and make sure he doesn’t stick his hand in the cookie jar.
All I can say is, thank goodness for those aides, because without them, who knows what kind of chaos Biden would unleash upon the world? It’s a scary thought, folks. So the next time you see our dear President stumbling and mumbling his way through a public event, just remember to send a little prayer to the dedicated staff members who are desperately trying to keep him on track. They deserve a medal for their hard work.
