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Looks like President Biden and his gang are rolling out the desperation playbook quicker than a used car salesman on Black Friday. They’ve decided to unleash a massive ad blitz and over-the-top media appearances in a frantic attempt to resuscitate his floundering reelection bid. After all, when you’re sinking faster than a lead balloon, anything goes.
Following what can only be described as a catastrophic debate performance, Biden’s in damage control mode. His feeble showing has even led to whispers and raised eyebrows among his own ranks. House Democrats are second-guessing his capabilities, newspapers aren’t hiding their skepticism, and political pundits from his side of the aisle have been doing everything short of calling for his immediate retirement.
Biden campaign launches ad blitz, voter outreach to save reelection bid https://t.co/HIpcHTdi2w
— The Washington Times (@WashTimes) July 5, 2024
The Biden campaign is burning cash like there’s no tomorrow, announcing a $50 million ad barrage across battleground states. Add another $17 million for a full-throttle voter outreach that will see the whole Biden family circus—Joe, Kamala, Jill, and Doug—clown car their way through key swing states.
To no one’s surprise, their ads will hone in on the liberal greatest hits playlist: abortion and the economy. They’ll also attempt to paint Donald Trump as a looming threat to democracy, a scare tactic they’ve worn thin over the years. This saturation bombing of ads will air everywhere from the 2024 Olympics to the season premiere of “The Bachelorette,” and even during the Republican National Convention. Clearly, they’re aiming to flood every avenue possible to reach those elusive voters they desperately need.
Meanwhile, Biden plans to make an appearance after the NATO summit. The “Biden on tour” act will swing through the Southwest in an attempt to woo Black and Latino voters and will make pit stops in Las Vegas for NAACP and UnidosUS conferences, with a finale in the “blue wall” fortresses of Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.
In their latest PR spin, Biden’s campaign contrasts itself with Donald Trump, claiming Biden is working tirelessly for the American family while accusing Trump of indulging in golf and vengeance-fueled campaigning. Irony alert: they say Biden is the fighter America needs while hoping people forget about his diminishing returns on the basic fitness of service.
At this point, it feels like watching a comedy that’s run for far too many seasons. The script hasn’t changed: blame Trump, spend big, and hope no one notices the recall notices piling up on the White House doorstep. It’s a classic case of throwing everything at the wall and seeing if anything sticks—except this time, the wall’s looking more like a sieve.
