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The revelations about the Biden family’s financial schemes have officially reached festival proportions, courtesy of Republican Congressman James Comer’s new book, “All the President’s Money: Investigating the Secret Foreign Schemes that Made the Biden Family Rich.” According to this latest exposé, it turns out that Joe Biden, the man who campaigned on a platform of empathy and decency, has been playing a game of connect-the-dots with cash from foreign clients to the tune of over $30 million. Who knew the Bidens had such an affinity for international business, especially with transactions that reek of a shady backroom deal?
In this literary masterpiece, Comer, who chairs the House Committee on Oversight and Accountability, pulls back the curtain on how the “Biden brand” became the hottest commodity in foreign markets. As Biden cozied up to world leaders, it seems his family decided to take a page from the “how to cash in on your family name” handbook. There’s a stark admission from Comer—he doesn’t know of a single legitimate business the Bidens have ever operated. But who needs business acumen when background channels of influence are raking in the big bucks?
. @dbongino “Joe Biden was giving his family classified information, which they were then using in exchange for these consulting fees from out foreign adversaries.” pic.twitter.com/GQhUDowRXw
— Insurrection Barbie (@DefiyantlyFree) December 2, 2024
Comer’s investigation faced spirited opposition from Democrats, mainstream media, and even the intelligence agencies, who seemed intent on keeping this raucous game of financial hide-and-seek under wraps. In what can only be described as remarkable luck, Comer was able to uncover that while he was trying to access key banking records, his request became the subject of a bureaucratic slow dance, making a turtle look like it was in a sprint. For two years, Comer requested more than 200 documents from the Biden administration, yet all he found were radio silence and the sounds of crickets.
Let’s not forget the countless Suspicious Activity Reports (SARs) filed against Hunter Biden. Yes, 170 of them to be exact. One can only wonder what the average American would have to do to warrant this kind of financial scrutiny. The reality is that while former Vice President Joe Biden has claimed ignorance about his family’s dealings, the evidence appears to suggest otherwise. With millions flowing in from China, Ukraine, Romania, and Kazakhstan, one has to question how a man who once made less than $200,000 a year suddenly found himself living in multimillion-dollar mansions after leaving office. It’s almost as if he had a hidden plan tucked away in his pockets alongside his trusty aviators.
Comer’s book also paints a picture of the Bidens as the biggest case of political corruption the author has ever seen, creating a ripple effect of distrust for federal law enforcement agencies. The very institutions that are supposed to uphold the law are painted as slow-moving obstacles in Comer’s investigation. This conspiracy intrigues right-leaning Americans who have long suspected that the deep state isn’t just a myth concocted by conspiracy theorists.
In the grand finale of this saga, Comer even goes so far as to say that Joe Biden’s legacy will be defined by his dishonesty. He claims the president has been conning the public about his family’s sordid financial history, painting a stark contrast between Biden’s proclamations of integrity and the reality of his family’s business dealings. So as Republicans and conservative Americans scan the landscape for accountability, they can’t help but wonder if the Biden family’s diverse portfolio of “influence peddling” can be viewed as the new standard in today’s political arena. After all, if America is still in the dark about these dealings, there may be a lot more waiting to be uncovered beneath the surface, and it won’t be pretty for the administration.
