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Biden Refuses to Quit 2024 Race Despite Debate Disaster and Calls to Step Down

President Joe Biden, the man who can’t seem to take a hint, is apparently not throwing in the towel for the 2024 presidential race. Despite a disastrous debate performance that left many Democrats and media members in a state of hysteria, Biden is gearing up for the upcoming debate in September.

ABC News has announced that David Muir and Linsey Davis will be the moderators for the September 10 debate, but details such as rules, location, and format are still up in the air. It seems like Biden’s team is still scrambling to figure out how to salvage his sinking ship of a campaign.

During the last debate, Biden stumbled through his words, sounded like he’d been gargling gravel, and even needed a helping hand from First Lady Jill Biden to navigate the studio steps afterwards. His lackluster performance brought New York Times columnist Tom Friedman to tears and left viewers overwhelmingly declaring Trump as the debate victor.

Despite calls for Biden to gracefully step aside and spare himself further embarrassment, his campaign spokesperson adamantly stated that he’s not giving up. Democrats may be contemplating a three-step process to replace Biden on the ticket, but with filing deadlines already passed, it seems like they may be stuck with Sleepy Joe for the long haul.

In the conservative realm, this whole spectacle is just further proof that the Democrats are in disarray, scrambling to prop up a failing candidate while the rest of the country watches in amazement. Stay tuned for the next chapter in Biden’s floundering presidential saga – it’s bound to be a wild ride.

Written by Staff Reports

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