Staff Reports
In a stunning turn of events in the Democratic primaries, President Joe Biden stumbled in the American Samoa caucus, being defeated by the underdog candidate Jason Palmer. Talk about a plot twist! Biden’s loss to a lesser-known contender like Palmer surely dented his victory lap from Super Tuesday. It’s like the tortoise winning the race against the hare!
American Samoa, a little dot on the map in the Pacific Ocean, held its Democratic caucus, with 6 shiny delegates up for grabs. The excitement was palpable as everyone waited to see who would come out on top in this unique part of the primary puzzle. It’s like a political mystery brewing in the middle of the ocean!
According to results provided by the Democratic Party in American Samoa, Jason Palmer has won the American Samoa Democratic Caucus.
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Jason Palmer, the dark horse of the race, swooped in and grabbed a whopping 56% of the votes, leaving Biden scratching his head with his 40 measly votes, only managing to snag 44% of the share. A true underdog story unfolding before our very eyes!
The official announcement came on a Tuesday night from Decision Desk HQ (DDHQ), together with the Democratic Party of American Samoa, catching everyone off guard. Biden’s loss in American Samoa is like a monkey wrench thrown into his well-oiled campaign machine on a national level. Maybe he should stick to Delaware!
This upset should raise some serious red flags for Team Biden. If they can’t even secure a win in American Samoa, how are they planning to win over the hearts and minds of the American people? It’s time to step up their game and stop taking victory for granted. As for Jason Palmer, kudos to him for shaking things up and making a name for himself in the political arena. Who knows, maybe he’ll be the next big thing in Democratic politics!
