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Social media went absolutely crazy after President Joe Biden delivered a speech that was so jumbled and confusing, it could give his vice president, Kamala Harris, a run for her money. And yet, his die-hard supporters shamelessly clapped with an enthusiasm not seen since… well, never.
During a rally in Virginia on Tuesday, Biden attempted to highlight the issue of abortion ahead of the 2024 race. But instead of making a coherent point, he stumbled over his words, slurring the entire time. It was so bad that poor transcribers had to listen to it multiple times just to make sense of it.
And yet, the crowd went ballistic. Their unbridled excitement was truly astonishing, considering Biden’s words were nothing but a nonsensical word salad. It’s like they were trained to cheer mindlessly, like brainless seals.
Social Media Goes Ballistic As Biden Speech Devolves Into Word Soup And Supporters Clap ‘Like Brainless Seals’ https://t.co/AfpCMr00ti
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) January 24, 2024
Of course, social media detectives wasted no time in criticizing Biden for his speech. Greg Price, who does communications for the State Freedom Caucus Network and knows a thing or two about deciphering gibberish, tweeted, “I love how nothing he said made any sense here yet the people still clapped and cheered like brainless seals.” It’s truly baffling how people can cheer blindly without even understanding what their dear leader is saying.
Tomi Lahren from Outkick decided to have some fun with the situation, challenging viewers to “caption this.” It’s a great way to cope with the absurdity of Biden’s incoherence.
Meanwhile, other users couldn’t help but joke about the whole situation. They noted that it seems like “idiots just blindly cheer while Grandpa has a stroke on stage.” Ouch, but perhaps a stroke would explain Biden’s lack of coherence.
There was even speculation that news companies would deliberately torment their least favorite employees by assigning them the duty of transcribing Biden’s speeches. After all, deciphering his words is no easy task, and it would certainly be a fitting form of punishment.
But beyond the confusion and entertainment value of Biden’s speech, perhaps we should focus on a simpler question: Mr. President, what exactly is a woman? It’s a question that seems so basic and obvious, but given the layer of political correctness surrounding gender and identity, it’s become a topic wrought with confusion and ambiguity. As a conservative, it’s clear that Biden’s attempts to cater to every whim and fancy of the woke left is clouding his ability to provide a straightforward answer.
In conclusion, Biden’s speech may have been a mess of incoherence, but the blind adoration of his supporters and the confusion surrounding something as simple as the definition of a woman highlight the absurdity of the current political climate. It’s a circus out there, folks. Hold onto your hats.
