Staff Reports
The hilarious White House Press Secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, was at it again with her trademark snark and dismissive responses. When asked about the illegal immigration crisis, she smugly claimed that President Biden had been to the border and had “seen exactly what goes on.” What a knee-slapper! The truth is, Biden only visited the border after being dragged there kicking and screaming by immense political pressure. And surprise, surprise, the area he visited was so thoroughly cleaned up that he didn’t even see a single migrant! Talk about selective vision! Meanwhile, illegal crossings have skyrocketed, with roughly 10,000 immigrants sneaking in every day. It’s like the Wild West out there, and the Biden team is playing cowboy by not officially releasing the shocking border numbers for December. This administration seems to have a love affair with hiding the truth, doesn’t it?
But wait, there’s more! The Vice President, who still insists on being the nation’s border czar, took a break from discussing abortion to shift the blame for the border crisis onto Congress. Classic deflection! The Democrats were so busy passing inflation-exploding spending bills that they forgot about fixing broken immigration policies. And let’s not forget that President Trump had some fantastic border policies in place that were working like a charm, but Biden swooped in like a bull in a china shop and undid them all.
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Thanks, Biden! Now, the beleaguered border agents, who are more like processing pencil pushers, are releasing millions of illegal immigrants into the country instead of doing their jobs. And the cherry on top? House Republicans are looking to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, much to the chagrin of DHS bureaucrats. But who cares about them, right? The border patrol union is teaming up with Texas to face off against the feds, and morale among border agents is at rock-bottom. What a circus!
As if all that jaw-dropping nonsense wasn’t enough, Jean-Pierre pulled a fast one when asked about President Biden’s stance on abortion. Instead of giving a straight answer, she did the good ol’ switcheroo and deflected to Roe v. Wade. You’ve got to hand it to her; she sure knows how to avoid giving a straight answer. The truth is, Biden and the Democrats are all about legalized abortion-on-demand, through all nine months of pregnancy, and paid for by taxpayers.
Talk about a horrifying and extreme position! They oppose any restrictions on abortion, making them look like the bad guys in a comic book – and not the cool kind. It’s no wonder they’re so good at avoiding the truth about their radical views. And to add insult to injury, Biden tosses in some casual election denialism, just for kicks. What a rollercoaster ride of absurdity! It’s like a political sitcom, but the jokes are on us.
