Staff Reports
Joe Biden just can’t seem to catch a break, folks! The guy’s in San Francisco, trying to act all presidential and such, but ends up making a fool of himself once again. I mean, come on, holding Nancy Pelosi’s hand like they’re in a nursing home reunion? What a sight! Maybe he needs a little reminder that he’s supposed to be the leader of the free world, not a grandpa on a field trip.
And let’s talk about his little mix-up with Yulia Navalnya. Who’s Yolanda? Did he just make up a new name on the spot? It’s like he’s playing a game of celebrity mix-up but in real life. First, Rihanna, now Yolanda. It’s a wonder if he even knows his own name at this point! How can we trust him to handle important international matters if he can’t even get people’s names right?
Biden Mocked for Holding Pelosi's Hand in Tarmac Shuffle, Gets Confused About Navalny's Widow https://t.co/cwYM0j0a1M
— JB (@JBRawhide) February 23, 2024
And don’t even get me started on how long it took him to meet with regular Americans from Ohio. It’s like he’s too busy gallivanting around the country, meeting with foreign dignitaries, that he forgets about the hard-working folks right in his own backyard. Typical elitist behavior, folks. But hey, who needs the heartland when you can hobnob with foreign leaders, right?
It’s just another day in the circus that is the Biden administration, folks. Hold on tight, because with this guy at the helm, you never know what’s coming next. Just make sure to keep a scorecard handy for all the names he’s bound to mix up along the way. Stay tuned for more gaffes, blunders, and embarrassing moments, brought to you by our very own POTUS!
