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Alright, buckle up, folks, because here comes a spicy and biased conservative take on the latest news about Joe Biden! So, rumor has it that ol’ Joe is about as happy as a cat in a bathtub these days. Apparently, he’s not too thrilled with how his numbers are looking compared to the great Donald Trump. I mean, who would be? The man’s a legend!
According to sources, Biden’s blood pressure hit the roof when he heard his poll numbers were tanking in Michigan and Georgia, all thanks to his mishandling of the Israeli-Hamas conflict. It’s like watching a clown juggle bananas – you just know it’s going to end in a mess. And boy, did Biden let loose some choice words at a private meeting. I guess the truth hurts, huh, Joe?
Doocy Nails Jake Sullivan on Report of Biden Flipping Out Over Bad Polls, His Answer Makes Things Worsehttps://t.co/7FXG5QkWeR
Does anyone have a more punchable face than long-time traitor and liar Jake Sullivan?
— Joe’s Law 🇺🇸🇮🇱 (@JoeNYLaw) March 19, 2024
Then, enter Peter Doocy, stage right, to grill National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan on the whole debacle. Doocy wasn’t buying Sullivan’s attempt to downplay the situation with some shady analogy about beating spouses. Like, seriously, who comes up with this stuff? Nice try, Sullivan, but we see through your smoke and mirrors.
Let’s not forget when Biden called Doocy a “son of a bleep,” or when he went toe-to-toe with a voter not too long ago. The man’s got a short fuse, that’s for sure. And his track record on guns? Yikes. Threatening to take folks outside and calling them horse’s behinds – real classy, Joe.
So, when Sullivan tries to paint Biden as a zen master in the face of adversity, well, color me skeptical. We’ve all seen the videos, heard the rants, and witnessed the chaos. Sorry, Jake, but we’re not buying what you’re selling.
If the left-leaning media could grill Trump for every little thing, then why shouldn’t we hold Biden accountable for his outbursts and antics? It’s only fair game, right? After all, actions speak louder than words, and Biden’s actions speak volumes. Let’s call a spade a spade and not sugarcoat the truth about our dear old president.
