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Biden’s Rabid First Puppy Ousted: White House Bite-Scandal Unleashed!

In a bizarre turn of events, it seems like Joe Biden’s dogs are causing quite the commotion at the White House. These mischievous canines are on a biting spree, terrorizing staff members and leaving everyone on edge. It’s like a real-life horror movie, with the sequel to Cujo unfolding before our eyes. This isn’t the first time the Biden family has had issues with their furry companions.

The trouble started with their first dog, Major, who had to be removed from the White House due to his aggression. The Bidens then brought in another dog named Commander, hoping for a fresh start. However, it seems like history is repeating itself, as Commander has already sunk his teeth into multiple staffers on at least ten occasions. Even the Secret Service hasn’t been spared from Commander’s wrath.

The White House tried to reassure the public by promising “new training and leashing protocols” for their pets. But clearly, these efforts have fallen flat. Commander’s most recent attack has prompted the decision to temporarily relocate him away from the White House. This move is not only to protect the staff but also to prevent potential lawsuits. It remains to be seen if this will be a permanent arrangement for Commander.

It’s evident that the Bidens are struggling to control their dogs, and it’s raising questions about their ability to handle more pressing matters. If they can’t handle two German Shepherds, how can they handle the complexities of running a country? Perhaps it’s time to consider more drastic measures, like putting the dogs down. After all, the safety of the staff and the reputation of the presidency are at stake.

Written by Staff Reports

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