Staff Reports
Last week, the House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer dropped a bombshell when he revealed that President Joe Biden, sneaky fellow that he is, had opened a secret email account under a fake name when he was vice president. But hold onto your hats, folks, because it turns out Biden wasn’t the only rascal to use this shady practice during the Obama administration.
Breitbart, always on top of things, recently reported that there were five other officials in the Obama administration who were up to no good with their email accounts. One of the culprits was Lisa Jackson, who served as the administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency. Can you imagine? The head of the EPA using a fake name? That’s like a pizza delivery guy pretending to be a doctor. It’s just not right!
And don’t even get started on former Attorney General Loretta Lynch. She thought she could elude us by using the name “Elizabeth Carlisle” for her hidden email account. Who does she think she is, a secret agent? Well, let me tell you, Ms. Lynch, your secrets are out.
But wait, it gets even spicier! Eric Holder, another attorney general from the Obama era, had not one, not two, but three aliases for his email accounts. Talk about being indecisive! One of his aliases was “Henry Yearwood.” Seriously, what kind of person goes around using fake names like they’re collecting Pokémon cards?
And remember, folks, it’s not just the Obama administration playing these games. Even former President Obama himself had an account with the not-so-subtle name “Obama725.” Did he think we wouldn’t figure it out? Please. We may be conservative, but we’re not dumb.
James Comer is relentless. The House Oversight Committee chairman is asking NARA to provide Joe Biden’s records from his VP days that “overlapped with his son’s activities in Ukraine”. He wants all unredacted communications in which Joe used a pseudonym; Hunter Biden, Eric… pic.twitter.com/b4AoBdiBi5
— Miranda Devine (@mirandadevine) August 17, 2023
Now, let’s not forget about the queen of email scandals herself, Hillary Clinton. That woman had not one, but two secret email accounts with the sneaky names “hdr22” and “hrod17.” It’s like she had a whole secret online world going on behind our backs. But don’t worry, the FBI eventually caught wind of her shenanigans.
And guess what, folks? Chairman Comer is not taking any of this lying down. He’s demanding that the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) release all of Biden’s secret emails. Who knows what juicy nuggets of information might be hidden in those messages? We need to get to the bottom of this like Nancy Pelosi needs another Botox injection.
Oh, and did I mention that Comer also wants all drafts of a speech Biden gave to Ukraine’s parliament in 2015? It seems that there may be more to this story than meets the eye. Could there be a web of deception that goes even deeper? Well, folks, I don’t like to speculate, but it certainly wouldn’t surprise me.
So, there you have it, folks. A whole bunch of sneaky politicians playing hide-and-seek with their emails. It’s enough to make your head spin. But fear not, dear readers, because we will continue to diligently seek out the truth and expose these devious tactics. Stay tuned for more scandalous updates. And remember, always question what those politicians are trying to hide behind their fake names.
