Staff Reports
Oh boy, buckle up folks, because it was another day of blunders and confusion at the White House. Joe Biden, our dear old president, and his wife, Jill, had a Women’s History Month event that turned into a comedy of errors. Now we all know Joe isn’t exactly known for his quick actions, just look at the border mess he’s created. He’s like a turtle racing a hare, but the hare is the crisis and the turtle is Joe, slow and steady but not really winning the race.
And then there’s Jill, bless her heart, trying to sound all professional talking about Alzheimer’s and endometriosis but tripping over the pronunciation of “endometriosis.” Come on, Dr. Jill, if you’re gonna talk about women’s health, at least get the words right. It’s like ordering a Big Mac and calling it a “Large Mac” – come on, we all know what you mean, but get it right.
Jill Biden, Ed.D.: "That's what Joe does best — he takes action, and quickly!"
Then why hasn't he taken action to SECURE THE BORDER? pic.twitter.com/Uw3JfNOdw1
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 18, 2024
Then Joe goes off on a tangent about America being divided, divined, defined…who knows what he was trying to say. And don’t even get me started on his deficit-cutting claim – yeah, right, and pigs can fly. The man just can’t seem to stick to the truth, spinning tales like a spider in a web.
But the cherry on top was when Jill tried to play director and steer Joe offstage, only for him to head in the complete opposite direction. It was like a scene from a sitcom, with poor Kamala’s husband trailing after him like a lost puppy. What was Jill thinking? Maybe she just wanted him away from whoever he was talking to, who knows with these two.
In the end, it’s just another day in the Biden circus, with Trump campaign folks comparing him to a “short-circuited Roomba.” Just goes to show, when you elect a confused old man to the highest office in the land, you get what you voted for – a walking, talking blooper reel.
