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In a shocking turn of events that even the most seasoned political bingo players couldn’t have predicted, the Border Patrol Union is now taking swings at Joe Biden and his apparent senility. Picture this, folks – the CBP agent-led group actually took to social media to point out Biden’s erratic behavior, likening it to a Jack Russell terrier on a caffeine high one moment and a sleeping pill-induced sloth the next. Talk about a rollercoaster ride of presidential proportions! And you thought your aunt Mildred’s mood swings were bad.
But wait, there’s more! The cherry on top of this senility sundae is the Border Patrol Union’s observation that there’s very little middle ground for Biden. He’s either belting out speeches like a rockstar or slurring his way through them like a debutante at happy hour. And we all got a front-row seat to this wild show during Biden’s latest State of the Union address. It was like watching a circus act, but without the fun and popcorn.
Border Patrol Slams Joe Biden for Being Senile, As Things Are Getting Downright Scary – RedState https://t.co/UgIRarDyV1
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And if you thought the State of the Union was a wake-up call for Biden to up his mental game, think again, my friends. The very next day, Biden seemed to take a nosedive into the senility pool once again. It’s like watching a presidential soap opera unfold before our very eyes. Will he remember his lines? Will he walk into a door? The suspense is killing every conservative with functioning brain cells.
Speaking of doors, let’s not forget the cringe-worthy moment when Biden needed a hand just to navigate a simple doorway. I mean, who hasn’t been confounded by a door or two in their lifetime, am I right? But when it’s the leader of the free world who can’t figure out how to push and pull, things start to look more like a SNL skit than reality. It’s downright scary, folks. Like watching a clown try to juggle chainsaws – you know it’s going to end badly.
The fact that the Border Patrol Union is sounding the alarm on Biden’s mental and physical decline should tell you all you need to know. It’s like the canary in the coal mine, except this time, the canary is blasting out tweets faster than a nosy neighbor. And let’s not forget the elephant in the room – Biden’s disastrous immigration policies are causing headaches for Border Patrol agents on top of his senility shenanigans. It’s a double whammy of epic proportions.
Is anyone else in Washington brave enough to call a spade a spade? Or are we all going to tiptoe around the issue like it’s a sleeping bear? The Border Patrol Union has laid down the gauntlet, and it’s time for others to follow suit. Because having a president who can’t tell a door from a window making decisions that affect all of our lives is like letting your dog drive the car – cute in theory, disastrous in reality. Let’s hope someone hits the brakes before we’re all in the ditch.
