Staff Reports
Get ready to see cows telling more jokes and folks breaking into dance while enjoying their cluckin’ good chicken, because Chick-fil-A is getting into the entertainment business! The fast food chain, known for its deliciously conservative Christian values and mouth-watering sandwiches, is searching for someone to fill the role of an “Entertainment Producer.” This brave soul will be tasked with creating original entertainment content that’s all about Chick-fil-A products and the brand. That’s right, it’s like a big, tasty commercial, but with more pizzazz!
The company is on the hunt for someone to whip up entertainment that gives viewers “connection, care and community.” Simply put, this means making people feel warm and fuzzy inside while thinking about nuggets and waffle fries. The new entertainment bonanza is set to become available on Chick-fil-A’s upcoming PLAY entertainment app. It’s like Netflix, but with more chicken and less chill.
Successful applicants better have a bachelor’s degree and oodles of experience in the entertainment industry. After all, creating content that makes people crave delicious chicken and lemonade isn’t just child’s play, it’s a serious, finger-lickin’ art form.
But wait, there’s more! Chick-fil-A has already dipped its toes into the entertainment pool with its popular animated children’s series, “The Stories of Evergreen Hills,” which has racked up millions of views on YouTube. That’s right, folks! This is not just a lip-smacking opportunity for fans of the fast food chain, but also an avenue for talented artists and storytellers to make their mark.
Now, brace yourself, because there’s no doubt that the loony left is going to have a cow about this. For years, they’ve targeted Chick-fil-A just because it’s unapologetically Christian, but that hasn’t stopped the company from expanding and delighting taste buds across the country. So what if the lefties throw a fit? More chicken for the rest of us, right?
The company’s CEO, Andrew Cathy, has even raised the stakes by plotting a $1 billion international expansion into Europe and Asia. Looks like the whole world will soon find out what real fried chicken should taste like, and that’s a spicy (but not too spicy) win for freedom and flavor!
So, stay tuned, fellow Americans, because Chick-fil-A is about to serve up non-stop entertainment, and there’s no doubt that the left will have something to squawk about. But for those of us who appreciate good food and good fun, it’s clearly going to be a delectable delight!
