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CIA Caught Red-Handed: Shielding Sleepy Joe Biden From Corruption Fallout!

It’s no secret that the CIA has a storied history of meddling in foreign affairs, but now it’s apparent they’ve turned their playbook domestic. It turns out the agency has been working overtime to protect their preferred puppet, Sleepy Joe Biden, from the fallout of his shady dealings. The nation’s top spooks were seemingly more interested in covering up Biden’s corruption than, you know, doing their actual jobs.

One has to marvel at the sheer creativity involved here. The CIA, normally busy with international espionage, redirected its resources to shield a tottering candidate from the repercussions of his own actions. It’s almost as if they saw Biden not as a liability but as a pliable asset—one who could be easily manipulated to serve their interests.

Let’s not forget, the media and various social media platforms joined this circus, acting like Biden’s gaffe-prone gaffes were endearing little quirks rather than symptoms of a deeper problem. Instead of holding him accountable, they turned a blind eye. All the while, conservatives raising legitimate questions were labeled conspiracy theorists.

The disinformation campaign didn’t just mildly tilt public opinion; it steamrolled over any semblance of journalistic integrity. News outlets that once prided themselves on investigative journalism suddenly forgot how to investigate. It’s like they handed out free passes to corruption, and Biden was first in line.

Naturally, this leaves one questioning how much influence these intelligence agencies wield over America’s political landscape. If the CIA can shield their chosen candidate from scrutiny this effectively, the concept of a free and fair election seems to be on life support. So here’s to the CIA, for their impressive workaround to transparency and accountability. Bravo.

Written by Staff Reports

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