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Colorado Court Snubs Trump 2024, Other States Shout Yes!

In a recent article from a super liberal news website, the Colorado Supreme Court made a big stink over former President Donald Trump’s potential 2024 presidential bid. They were all like, “No way, Jose! You can’t run ’cause you caused a ruckus on January 6th!” Trump’s legal team was really bummed about it, saying that the court was being totally unfair because he hadn’t actually been charged with any crimes related to the Capitol riot.

But get this – other states like New Hampshire, Minnesota, and Michigan were totally Team Trump and let him on their ballots. So, what’s up with Colorado acting like the fun police? Even California and Maine are thinking about doing the same thing – talk about being sore losers!

Then, President Joe Biden jumped in with his two cents, saying that Trump definitely supported the whole Capitol riot thing. Way to rub salt in the wound, Biden. Real classy.

You know how China is always trying to stick their nose in our business? Well, their state media, the Global Times, decided to throw shade at the U.S. over this whole Trump ordeal. But like, that’s coming from a country where they arrest anyone who speaks out against the government and doesn’t even have real elections. Kinda hypocritical, if you ask me.

Not only did the Global Times diss the U.S.’s legal system, but they also took jabs at both the Democrat and Republican parties. I mean, who do they think they are? They don’t even know what real political freedom looks like.

And get this, they predicted that if Trump gets re-elected in 2024, the U.S. would fall apart. Talk about drama queens! I guess they’re just salty that they don’t have real democracy over there.

But the best part? The Global Times thinks the whole Colorado thing might actually help Trump in the long run. They think it could make his supporters rally around him even more. Looks like China might be underestimating the power of Trump Nation!

Overall, it’s pretty clear that this whole situation is just another example of the haters trying to take down our main man, Trump. But you know what they say, haters gonna hate! And hey, recent polls show that Trump is still on top, so take that, Colorado Supreme Court!

Written by Staff Reports

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