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Looks like the Democrats are fumbling the ball again, folks! Ohio’s Secretary of State dropped a bomb on the Ohio Democratic Party by pointing out that Slow Joe Biden might not even make it onto the November ballot. Talk about a technical foul!
Technical Foul: Ohio's Sec of State Informs Dems That Biden's Name Might Not Make November Ballothttps://t.co/mU0eQQClOF
— RedState (@RedState) April 7, 2024
Seems like the Dems forgot to check their calendar before getting all cozy at their nominating convention. Ohio law says they gotta certify their pick by August 7th, but the DNC’s big shindig isn’t until August 19th. Whoopsie daisy!
But hey, no need to panic just yet, Democrats. Their legal beagle suggested a couple of escape routes for them. Either move the convention up (good luck with that logistical nightmare), or get the Ohio General Assembly to bend the rules by May 9th. In other words, time to start politicking real hard, folks!
Of course, Biden’s crew is singing a confident tune, saying they’re keeping an eye on things and bettin’ big on ol’ Joe making the cut in all 50 states. But let’s be real, this is the same bunch that couldn’t remember the Alamo if you reminded them twice.
This is prime time to grab some popcorn and watch the Dems scramble. They’re probably dusting off their old copy of “Superman: The Movie,” hoping for a magical time-turning fix. News flash, folks: Superman ain’t real, and neither is Biden’s perfect ballot situation.
In the end, it’s just another chapter in the never-ending saga of Democrat blunders. While Becca Lower over at RedState is keeping her watchful eye on the circus, one thing’s for sure: this ain’t gonna be the last time the Dems trip over their own shoelaces.
