Staff Reports
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has spoken, and it’s official: no terrorists were involved in the recent explosion at the Rainbow Bridge U.S.-Canada border crossing. The FBI’s Buffalo branch wrapped up its investigation and declared that there were no explosive materials at the scene and no links to terrorism were found. And you know what that means? The liberals can’t blame this one on their favorite boogeyman: terrorists!
Government Walks Back Terrorism Claim After Car Explodes on US-Canadian Border https://t.co/AmijkfBbVn
— Tea Party Patriots (@TPPatriots) November 24, 2023
The FBI handed the incident over to the local police as a “traffic investigation.” Yep, you read that right. Just a good ol’ traffic issue, nothing to see here, folks! But don’t let the boring label fool you. When a car explodes and two people end up as casualties, it’s serious business, even if it’s not the work of those pesky terrorists.
According to MSNBC News, the explosion happened right around midday, causing the unfortunate demise of the two individuals inside the car. Witnesses described the harrowing scene, with one witness claiming that the vehicle went airborne before it turned into a fireball. It sounds like something out of a Hollywood movie, but sadly, it’s a real-life tragedy.
As soon as the news broke, the authorities jumped into action, shutting down the Buffalo Niagara International Airport and several other border crossings between the U.S. and Canada for investigation. You know what that means, right? Chaos and confusion for the travelers! But hey, at least they can rest easy knowing it wasn’t a terrorist attack, as confirmed by the one and only FBI.
And just when you thought this whole ordeal couldn’t get any more bizarre, it turns out that the victims were a couple in their late 40s to early 50s who were reportedly heading back from a casino. Can you believe it? A simple trip to the casino ended in tragedy. But hold on to your hats, because here comes the kicker: the man in the car was apparently on his way to a KISS concert in Canada, but when he found out it was canceled, he headed to a casino in the good ol’ US of A.
Then, to top it all off, the Democratic Governor of New York, Katie Hochul, felt the need to reassure everyone that it wasn’t terrorism. Well, thanks for the update, Governor! We were all losing sleep over here, wondering if those darn terrorists were behind the whole thing. But hey, at least we can all sleep soundly knowing that we can rule out terrorism. Who needs sleepless nights worrying about national security, anyway?
