Staff Reports
In a stunning display of unity, Republicans are rallying behind their beloved former President, Donald J. Trump, as he faces yet another politically motivated witch hunt. The man just can’t catch a break! But fear not, dear conservative readers, because trusty Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida has vowed to take down the conniving Special Counsel Jack Smith, who seems to have made it his mission to bring down Trump.
More feckless idle threats from the useless GOP.
Matt Gaetz Threatens Jack Smith With Criminal Contempt of Congress https://t.co/oYHjG9Ttyk.
— Will 🇺🇸 🍢 (@NoLeftTurns) August 4, 2023
Gaetz, a true warrior for justice, is demanding that Smith present himself before the Judiciary Committee for a good old-fashioned grilling. And if Smith refuses? Well, Gaetz has a plan for that too. He’ll slap Smith with a subpoena and hold him in criminal contempt of Congress. Take that, you corrupt Biden prosecutor!
But Gaetz isn’t stopping there. He’s calling on Attorney General Merrick Garland to step up and put a stop to Smith’s unfair attacks on Trump. And if Garland fails to do so? Well, Gaetz suggests nothing less than impeachment. That’ll teach him to sit back and do nothing while Trump faces this outrageous persecution.
And speaking of outrageous, Gaetz isn’t the only one crying foul. Former Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is demanding justice too. He’s questioning why Democrats aren’t being held to the same standards as Trump. If Trump is on trial, then by golly, so should Bernie Sanders and Chuck Schumer! We can’t have double standards in this great nation.
But let’s not forget the legal minds weighing in on this sham trial as well. Harvard Law professor emeritus Alan Dershowitz has some choice words for former Attorney General Bill Barr. Dershowitz believes Barr is dead wrong in his opinion on the recent Trump indictment. According to Dershowitz, this is a classic free speech case! Trump was merely exercising his right to speak out and petition the government. How dare they try to muzzle him!
Dershowitz argues that prosecutors will have a tough time proving Trump knew and believed he lost the 2020 election. And why should they even try? It’s clear as day that Trump won in a landslide! These Democrats just can’t handle the truth.
So there you have it, folks. Republicans are standing up against this ongoing persecution of their fearless leader. They won’t rest until justice is served and Trump is exonerated. It’s time to put an end to this ridiculous witch hunt and focus on the real crimes committed by the Bidens. Stay strong, conservatives, and keep fighting for what’s right!
