Staff Reports
House Speaker Mike Johnson displayed his usual wit and wisdom when addressing the absurd notion that President Biden might be “on cocaine” during Thursday’s anticipated debate with former President Donald Trump. The media has been buzzing with comments from the Trump team and allies who jest about Biden needing chemical enhancements to endure the face-off. Johnson, representing the great state of Louisiana, merely chuckled at the suggestion, affirming that nobody seriously expects Biden to show up high as a kite.
Johnson did, however, note the curiosity swirling around Biden’s fluctuating energy levels. Following Biden’s inexplicably vigorous performance during the State of the Union address, it’s no wonder people are scratching their heads. Whenever Uncle Joe departs from his usual sleepy demeanor, speculation inevitably arises—will he be chugging energy drinks, or are there more potent concoctions at play?
House Speaker Mike Johnson says he doesn’t think Biden will be ‘on cocaine’ for debatehttps://t.co/oaKb4N75P9 pic.twitter.com/vIgS1WQD3w
— The Washington Times (@WashTimes) June 27, 2024
The chatter about performance-enhancing substances ramped up after Biden’s out-of-character liveliness back in March. Trump, never one to miss a beat, proposed that both candidates should take drug tests—a stark contrast to Biden’s handlers who shield him from scrutiny as if he were a fragile artifact in a museum.
It’s worth mentioning Biden’s age, as he is the oldest sitting U.S. president at 81. Many Americans have openly questioned his mental fitness to serve another term, and polls are beginning to show what everyone’s been thinking: Joe might not be up for the job. Johnson’s real query cuts to the chase—can Biden stand toe-to-toe with Trump for a full 90 minutes? Trump’s marathon rally speeches, often stretching over two hours without a script, paint a different picture of vitality and stamina.
Both Biden and Trump are gearing up for the big night. Whether Sleepy Joe can keep pace with the energetic and indefatigable Trump remains to be seen. If nothing else, this debate promises to be as entertaining as it is telling.
