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In the wild world of politics, it seems Hunter Biden has found himself in quite the pickle. His ex-girlfriend spilled the beans, or should we say spilled the crack, on his apparent drug habits during their time together. Zoe Kestan, the brave ex-girlfriend in question, claimed that Hunter was puffing away on crack every 20 minutes or so like it was nobody’s business. If that’s not a red flag, then what is?
To add fuel to the fire, prosecutors are pointing fingers at Hunter, alleging that he was sailing on a sea of highness when he decided to purchase a firearm. The charges against him are no joke – one count of lying about buying the gun, one count of possessing a gun while being addicted to who-knows-what substance, and one count of fibbing about crucial information related to gun purchases. It’s like a crime thriller movie, but scarier because it’s real life.
Hunter Biden Smoked Crack ‘Every 20 Minutes,’ Ex-Girlfriend Zoe Kestan Testifies,
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The plot thickens when it’s revealed that Hunter allegedly used crack during the gun purchase, with incriminating photos on his abandoned laptop to prove it. And get this – the gun was later found dumped in a trash can near a school. Like, really, Hunter? The Secret Service even swooped in like superheroes to deal with the aftermath. It’s like a messy reality TV show, but without the scripted drama – just pure chaos.
Kestan spilled more beans by recounting her encounters with Hunter at a gentleman’s club, where he casually smoked what she believed to be crack cocaine. The prosecution even paraded out photos of Hunter and Kestan together, one of which showed Hunter sporting a shirt with “ADDICTED” plastered on it. Talk about wearing your heart, or addiction, on your sleeve. And let’s not forget the chop sticks and pens Hunter allegedly used to clean out his crack pipe. Who knew crack could be so high maintenance?
But wait, there’s more! The Biden family’s shady deals come into play, painting a picture of a whole other kind of drama. Apparently, there were some questionable money transfers and payments flying around, involving CEFC China Energy Co. and suspicious activity reports. It’s like a tangled web of family business mixed with a pinch of controversy. And to top it all off, more family members are set to testify in this courtroom circus. With all this drama, one thing’s for sure – the Biden family sure knows how to keep things interesting, for better or for worse.
