Staff Reports
Hunter Biden, the trouble-making son of President Joe Biden, has finally been indicted for his shady firearm shenanigans. The Special Counsel, David Weiss, has come knocking on Hunter’s door with not one, not two, but THREE federal felony counts. It seems like the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, folks!
Let’s break it down. Count number one accuses Hunter of deliberately lying on a purchase form, where he claimed to be “not an unlawful user of, and addicted to, any stimulant, narcotic drug, and any other controlled substance.” But guess what? That statement was as false as a lizard wearing a wig! The audacity!
But wait, it gets worse. Count number two is just a fancy way of saying that Hunter repeated the same lie as count number one, just for good measure. Because what’s a felony charge without a little repetition, right?
And finally, count number three is the icing on the cake. It accuses Hunter of knowingly possessing a firearm while being a drug addict. Talk about a dangerous combination! It’s like putting a squirrel in charge of guarding a nut factory…wait a minute, that analogy might be too kind to Hunter.
🚨HUNTER BIDEN INDICTED ON GUN CHARGES🚨 3 COUNTS RELATED TO PURCHASE OF FIREARM
— Dagen McDowell (@dagenmcdowell) September 14, 2023
Now, here’s the kicker. Hunter thought he had it all figured out with a nifty little plea deal. But oh no, his plan crumbled like wet sand in the Delaware sun. A judge in Delaware took one look at that plea bargain, gave it a good sniff, and said, “No way, Jose!” Well, maybe not exactly like that, but you get the point.
Under the original deal, Hunter would have skated away with a slap on the wrist, entering into a “diversion program” that would have spared him from any real consequences. But thank goodness for that eagle-eyed judge who saw through the smoke and mirrors! Hunter needs to face the music, just like any other regular human being would.
And let’s not forget dear old Dad’s unwavering support. President Joe Biden has been singing the same tune from day one: “My son has done nothing wrong.” Oh, really, Joe? Nothing wrong at all? It’s amazing how fatherly love and political power can blind a person.
Well, folks, it looks like Hunter Biden is finally going to face some much-needed accountability. The saga continues, and we’ll be here to keep you updated on the latest twists and turns. Just remember, when you play with firearms and drugs, you’re bound to get burned. Stay tuned!
