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Well folks, it looks like Hunter Biden is sweating like a piggy on a hot summer day. According to an esteemed legal analyst from CNN, the son of President Joe Biden might just end up behind bars if his tax and gun charges go to trial. Yikes!
WATCH: CNN legal analyst painfully admits that there is a “REAL RISK” of Hunter Biden facing serious prison time for his crimes.
Even CNN admits the truth for once!! 😂https://t.co/AVtncn6bYY
— Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 (@ProudElephantUS) July 27, 2023
Now, let’s break it down for all you smart little conservatives out there. This whole debacle started when Hunter’s lawyers and the Justice Department couldn’t get their stories straight. Hunter’s team claimed that the government’s investigation into their golden boy would be all resolved, while the Justice Department insisted that the investigation was still ongoing. Talk about a rocky relationship!
Hunter Biden's plea deal is in jeopardy after the judge raised concerns over the agreement. CNN legal analyst Elie Honig breaks down what happened and what could come next https://t.co/ubY0Scid3g pic.twitter.com/laOvDRDMsB
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) July 27, 2023
And guess what? The tension exploded in court. Ka-boom! Even Judge Maryellen Norieka smelled something fishy when she questioned whether the original plea deal would cover Hunter’s failure to register as a foreign agent. The prosecutors said, “Sorry, buddy, that part isn’t covered,” and just like that, the deal fell apart like a house of cards. But wait, it gets juicier!
As if the drama wasn’t enough, our buddy Elie Honig, the CNN analyst, chimed in with his two cents. He said that if Hunter can’t reach a new plea deal, which sounds about as likely as pigs growing wings, then it’s off to trial he goes. And let me tell you, that’s like walking on a tightrope over shark-infested waters. There’s a real risk that Hunter could be convicted and end up doing some hard time in prison. Oh, the irony!
Now, let’s indulge in some conservative speculation, shall we? How did Hunter manage to get himself into this mess in the first place? It’s simple, really. His last name is Biden. That’s right, folks. If his name were Hunter Smith or Hunter Johnson, he wouldn’t have been able to pull off those shady business deals. But because he’s a Biden, he thought he could get away with it. Typical entitled liberal behavior, if you ask me.
And it doesn’t stop there, my friends. House Republicans have uncovered evidence that Hunter actually kept dear old dad informed about all his sketchy business ventures. Can you imagine? The nerve! This led to some rather heated exchanges between President Biden and pesky reporters who dared to ask if he had any involvement in those lucrative deals. Well, we all know how transparent and forthcoming Joe is, don’t we?
To add fuel to the fire, the Oversight Committee Chair, James Comer, announced that they’re ready to start their deposition phase and grill those who have inside knowledge about Hunter’s escapades. Oh boy, things are about to get real interesting!
So, buckle up, conservatives. It seems like Hunter is finally facing some consequences for his actions. Let’s hope justice is served, and maybe, just maybe, this will teach the elite liberal class a thing or two about accountability. We can dream, can’t we?
