Staff Reports
As the curtain falls on President Joe Biden’s political career, it appears that Hunter Biden is now left scrambling to find new ways to fatten his already well-padded wallet. The days of drumming up profits from foreign business deals and questionable art sales might very well be over, leaving the first son with the task of reinventing himself—again.
According to industry insiders, the art scene that once provided Hunter with a cushy gig is about to be relegated to the past. With Daddy Biden no longer holding any sway in Washington, it seems Hunter’s so-called “art career” is set to take a nosedive. Industry experts predict that the market for Hunter’s avant-garde splatter paintings will soon be washed away, much like an unflushed toilet after a nasty dinner party.
🔥Hunter's art career is ending per Art Experts. 🔥
Article attached below.💥At one point, Hunter Biden claimed art would be his full-time career
💥 DOJ would investigate, if they were not compromised !
💥Should NOT laugh but it is all too absurd !😂😡😂 https://t.co/wnMiSLKtIu pic.twitter.com/kkdvCeQvvx
— 🏛 🌹PeriklestheGREAT 🌹 🏛 "Do Unto Others" (@PeriklesGREAT) October 13, 2024
A prominent art valuation firm has weighed in, pointing out that the inflated prices for Hunter’s art may have been solely due to his father’s presence in the political arena. With just ten buyers for his artwork totaling a staggering $1.5 million, the numbers suggest that most people aren’t exactly clamoring to get their hands on a canvas that looks like a toddler went wild with finger paints. The allegations of anonymity surrounding his buyers only add fuel to the fire—that this isn’t art, it’s simply a ploy to cash in on a last name.
Noted critics have rightfully scrutinized the value of Hunter’s creations, which appear to fall woefully short of the astronomical prices at which they’ve been sold. As one expert pointed out, the market for his work simply does not match its supposed value. If anyone doubts this, they should take a look at the reasoning behind how someone might pay between $75,000 and $500,000 for paintings that resemble a messy craft project from a kindergarten art class.
Given the Biden family’s historical knack for profiting off their political connections, Hunter’s art escapades fit right into the family legacy. It raises eyebrows and rekindles the age-old debates about ethics in political families. With Hunter now staring down a gun crime conviction and dealing with the fallout of that choice, it seems he has more pressing issues than selecting colors for his next “masterpiece.” Perhaps the art world was merely a short-lived gig before the next Biden family scheme rolls out.
