Staff Reports
In a stunning turn of events, House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer has unveiled new information that exposes the secret payments made directly from Hunter Biden to none other than President Joe Biden himself. Brace yourselves, folks, because this is going to be a wild ride!
According to Comer, these covert payments were funneled through a sketchy-sounding company called Owasco PC, which just so happens to be owned by Hunter Biden. What a coincidence, right? But hold on to your hats, because this company is currently under investigation for tax evasion. Gasp!
But it doesn’t end there, my dear readers. Oh no, this rabbit hole goes even deeper. Owasco PC was apparently used as a cash cow to rake in millions from foreign governments and individuals. We’re talking big bucks, people!
'Bank Records Don't Lie': We've Got Some Damning New Info on Hunter and Joe Biden https://t.co/gbONM1uvD9
— Linda Weadock (@LindaWeado58640) December 4, 2023
Now, before you dismiss this as just another wild accusation, let me assure you that the House Oversight Committee has done its due diligence. They have issued subpoenas left and right, demanding the bank records of not only Hunter but also his brother James Biden. And guess what? They found over 20 shell companies! It’s like a legal version of Where’s Waldo, except instead of a goofy guy in a striped shirt, we have the Biden family swimming in millions of dollars.
The committee’s statement, dripping with righteous indignation, reveals that the Bidens and their associates managed to snag a jaw-dropping $24 million between 2015 and 2019. How did they do it? Well, by shamelessly selling Joe Biden as some sort of brand. Can you believe it? They commodified the President of the United States like he was a box of cereal!
But wait, there’s more! According to financial records obtained by the committee, Hunter Biden’s little business account, Owasco PC, was receiving payments from Chinese-state linked companies and other foreign entities. It’s like a global cash bonanza, ladies and gentlemen. Who needs morals and ethics when you have good ol’ foreign money?
And here’s the cherry on top of this scandalous sundae: Chairman Comer is confident that these payments to Joe Biden are not isolated incidents. No, no, no. He firmly believes that this is part of a pattern that reveals Joe Biden’s involvement and benefit from his family’s shady schemes. Not only did Joe know what was going on, but he actively participated in all this influence peddling tomfoolery.
Can you picture it? While the Bidens were raking in the dough from China, Russia, Ukraine, Romania, and even Kazakhstan, Joe was frolicking around with his questionable foreign associates. Coffee dates, meetings, and payments, oh my! The man was practically swimming in a sea of corruption, all while claiming innocence. Classic move, Joe.
But fear not, my fellow patriots, justice may finally be on the horizon. Hunter Biden is scheduled to give a closed-door deposition to the Committee on December 13. Oh, the anticipation! Maybe, just maybe, we’ll witness the truth unravel before our very eyes. And maybe, just maybe, President Biden’s façade of innocence will crumble like a stale cookie.
In the meantime, let’s not forget the moral of this twisted tale: family businesses and politics just don’t mix. It’s a recipe for disaster. So, folks, hold on tight, because the Biden family drama train is leaving the station, and it’s going full steam ahead!
