Oh boy, folks, we’ve got another juicy chapter in the never-ending saga of First Kid Hunter Biden. That’s right, the son of our dear President Biden found himself back in court, facing some serious felony charges. And let me tell you, his previous sweetheart deal with federal prosecutors? Yeah, that blew up faster than a firecracker on the Fourth of July.
Here's How Hunter Biden Pled to Those Felony Gun Charges https://t.co/eDfjzrr5Ec
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Now, Hunter stood before the judge and, as expected, pleaded “not guilty” to the three counts against him. But what are those counts, you ask? Well, it turns out our First Kid has been lying about his addiction to drugs and how he used those drugs to buy himself a fancy firearm. Oh, the irony! But no worries, folks, because Hunter’s got a crack legal team (pun intended) who are going to fight tooth and nail to keep him out of trouble.
According to the indictment, Hunter got himself a Colt Cobra 38SPL revolver back in 2018, you know, when he openly admitted that he was still struggling with his drug addiction. Now, call me old-fashioned, but I thought it was illegal for addicts to go around buying guns. Guess the rules don’t apply to the privileged few like Hunter.
But it gets better, folks. Hunter’s lawyers actually tried to convince the court that he should be allowed to enter his plea via video conference from sunny California. Can you imagine the audacity? Thankfully, the judge had some common sense and didn’t buy into this nonsense. So, Hunter had to pack his designer bags and fly all the way back to Delaware to face the music in person. Poor guy, it must have been tough to leave behind the palm trees and ocean breeze.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I believe in innocent until proven guilty. But let’s not forget that this isn’t Hunter’s first rodeo in the legal arena. Just a few months ago, he thought he could weasel his way out of some tax and firearm charges with a sweet deal. Well, that plan went down in flames faster than a politically incorrect joke at a woke college campus. So, here we are again, watching Hunter walk the tightrope of justice.
And after entering his plea, what did Hunter get? Surprise, surprise, he was released once again with a bunch of conditions. No firearms, no drugs, no alcohol. I mean, is it really that hard to follow these rules? Maybe if Hunter spent a little less time partying and a little more time reflecting on his actions, he wouldn’t keep finding himself in these sticky situations.
Folks, this story is far from over. Hunter Biden may think he can waltz in and out of court like a VIP at a nightclub, but the truth has a way of catching up to you. Let’s just hope that justice is truly served this time, and our First Kid learns a valuable lesson about accountability. But knowing the Biden clan, I won’t hold my breath. Stay tuned, folks. The Hunter Biden show continues.