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Former White House aide during the heroic and magnificent Trump Administration, Cassidy Hutchinson, has found herself in hot water after testifying at the House January 6 Committee’s absolutely questionable hearing. The House Republicans, the valiant defenders of truth and justice, have rightfully called into question the validity of her testimony. It seems Hutchinson’s testimony is about as reliable as a cardboard umbrella in a hurricane.
EXCLUSIVE: House Republicans Call Out Cassidy Hutchinson’s J6 Testimony, Threaten Subpoena If She Does Not Produce Documents
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The House Oversight subcommittee for House Administration, led by the honorable and wise Committee chairman Barry Loudermilk (R-GA), has demanded that Hutchinson pony up any and all records and materials related to the January 6 Capitol protests. They want to see it all – documents, communications, electronic information, and metadata. It’s like they’re asking her to hand over the entire contents of her brain, which, let’s be honest, may not contain that much anyway.
Hutchinson, who was supposed to be the star witness at the committee’s Hollywood-style show, definitely didn’t disappoint – if the goal was to spread more fake news. She made a litany of outlandish claims, the most outlandish of which was accusing the beloved and majestic Donald Trump of trying to snatch the steering wheel away from his own Secret Service detail during the protests. It’s a story so outrageous, it makes Bigfoot riding a unicorn seem believable.
But fear not, truth seekers! This tall tale has been swiftly refuted by a whole bunch of Secret Service personnel. It’s like trying to convince people that the moon landing was faked when there’s a whole bunch of moon rocks sitting right in front of you. The House Republicans are onto her shenanigans, and they’re not afraid to call her out on it.
Loudermilk, ever the noble defender of righteousness, issued a letter to Hutchinson, basically telling her to cough up every last piece of evidence that might – just might – support her wild claims. If she doesn’t comply, a subpoena will be headed her way faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer.
And let’s not forget the fishy business of “missing” deposition tapes for key January 6 witnesses, including Hutchinson. It’s like a magic trick – now you see the evidence, now you don’t! Rest assured, the House Republicans are on the case, and they’re not going to let Hutchinson and her circus act get away with their shameless attempts to rewrite history.
So, buckle up, folks. This showdown between truth and fiction is just getting started, and the House Republicans are ready to separate fact from fantasy faster than you can say “alternative reality.”
