Staff Reports
In a recent classified report by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), it was revealed that Iran has blown past the uranium enrichment limits set in Obama’s old 2015 nuclear deal like a bull in a china shop. The IAEA whispered that Iran now has a stockpile of enriched uranium that’s 30 times more than what they were supposed to have. That’s like eating 30 cookies when your mom said you could only have one!
The report also spilled the beans that Iran has been playing keep-away with the most experienced inspectors, not letting them peek into the nuclear cookie jar. IAEA Director-General Rafael Grossi even traveled all the way to Iran to try and talk some sense into them, but it seems like his words fell on deaf ears faster than a snail in a race.
It won't be long now, and the Middle East is already on fire! IAEA: Iran’s Enriched Uranium Stockpile Is 30x Bigger than Obama Nuclear Deal Allows https://t.co/NsMci7U3HR via @BreitbartNews
— Clay Joyce (@claytahoe) May 29, 2024
Surprisingly, Grossi seemed a bit peeved when he got back to Vienna, calling Iran’s cooperation “completely unsatisfactory.” It’s like trying to play tag with someone who keeps running away – frustrating to say the least!
On a scarier note, Grossi hinted that Iran might have enough uranium to whip up some nuclear weapons quicker than a microwave popcorn bag pops. Yikes! That’s like having all the ingredients for a cake and not wanting to share it with anyone. Not cool, Iran, not cool.
Biden’s team seems to be tip-toeing around Iran like it’s a sleeping dragon, worried that too much prodding might make the dragon breathe fire at them. They’re allegedly pushing Europe to go easy on Iran’s naughty behavior, so as not to upset the apple cart. But the Wall Street Journal is wagging its finger, claiming that Europe is getting fed up with Biden’s soft touch approach.
All in all, it seems like a game of hot potato with Iran’s nuclear program. Let’s hope everyone can figure out a way to keep the heat down before the potatoes start burning.
