Staff Reports
First Lady Jill Biden continues to hit the campaign trail without her dear ol’ husband, President Joe Biden. This time, she made a flashy stop in Ohio, leaving the nation wondering where Uncle Joe could possibly be hiding. Reports from 10 WBNS confirm that the First Lady’s main focus during her visit was the “workforce of tomorrow.” Sounds very futuristic and impressive, doesn’t it?
Now, let’s get into the nitty-gritty details of Dr. Biden’s thrilling adventure. Apparently, Friday was World Egg Day (who knew?), and our First Lady celebrated the occasion by embarking on a highly riveting tour of a humble egg farm. Yes, you heard it right, folks. The First Lady of the United States spent her day marveling at the wonders of… eggs. It’s truly inspiring to see how our tax dollars are being put to good use.
But let’s give credit where credit is due. After her egg-travaganza, Dr. Biden made her way to the Fort Hayes Metropolitan Education Center, where she oohed and aahed at the types of skills being taught to students. Why? Well, because Columbus is apparently a “workforce hub” according to the Biden administration. They think it’s absolutely crucial to train the “workforce of tomorrow” in Columbus, even though major employers are scurrying away like rats on a sinking ship.
Of course, no Biden event is complete without a roundtable discussion. The First Lady had a lovely chat with the school’s principle, as well as high school and college students. She graciously shared her wisdom, telling them there’s not just one pathway to success. Well, thanks for the groundbreaking advice, Dr. Biden. I’m sure that revelation will change the course of these poor kids’ lives forever.
🚩 Joe's too tired so Jill goes to #OH
First lady Jill Biden visited Columbus for the second time in three months Friday to focus on the workforce of tomorrow and to take part in a roundtable at the Fort Hayes Metropolitan Education Center.https://t.co/xtKfS7clpS— @moderateRepandDem 🇺🇸 (@moderateRepand1) October 16, 2023
It’s worth noting that this is not the first time Jill Biden has been gallivanting around the country without her husband. In fact, she’s practically become the face of the Biden administration, while ol’ Joe sits in the deep recesses of the White House. Some might even say she’s campaigning for her husband without her husband. Meanwhile, former President Donald Trump is out there, tirelessly rallying his supporters from coast to coast, showing true dedication to his cause.
Speculation runs rampant about why President Biden is MIA on the campaign trail. Some say he doesn’t plan to seek reelection in 2024, while others suggest his age might be catching up with him. Whatever the reason, it’s clear that the burden falls on Jill to keep the Biden name alive and kicking. Who needs a campaigning president when you have a First Lady who’s willing to pick up the slack? It’s a true testament to the Biden administration’s commitment… or lack thereof.
