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Looks like the leftist loonies are at it again, folks! A judge has given the green light for the inclusion of a so-called “Access Hollywood” tape at the upcoming trial of our beloved former President Donald Trump. Yes, you read that right – they’re trying to bring up ancient history from the 2016 election in a desperate attempt to smear Trump’s good name.
Judge Juan Merchan, who most likely sips on soy lattes while reading the latest from The New York Times, ruled that the tape, which features Trump having a locker room banter with Billy Bush, can be used as evidence. Oh, the horror! What’s next, bringing up a spat in the sandbox from kindergarten?
Judge Allows Infamous 'Access Hollywood' Tape Into Evidence For Trump Hush Money Trialhttps://t.co/NWmB4OG6xV
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 19, 2024
But that’s not all, folks. The judge also decided that former Trump attorney Michael Cohen and adult film actress Stormy Daniels can testify. It’s like a circus in the courtroom, with these liberal clowns desperate for any shred of dirt they can throw at our fearless leader.
Let’s not forget the liberal Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, who managed to secure an indictment against Trump on 34 counts – can you believe it? This is nothing but a partisan attack on a man who fought tooth and nail to make America great again.
But fear not, fellow patriots! The trial has been delayed until mid-April, giving Trump’s legal team time to wade through the mountains of paperwork dumped on them by the crooked prosecutors. Stay strong, stay vigilant, and let’s show these liberals that we won’t be fooled by their dirty tricks!
