Staff Reports
Oh boy, folks, buckle up because it looks like we’ve got ourselves a good ol’ mystery involving Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. You know, the guy with the permanent scowl on his face? Well, at a recent press conference, McConnell froze up and had to be dragged away from the podium by his staff. It was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
Now, the mainstream media wants to make it seem like McConnell had some sort of health scare. They’re all like, “Oh, is this his ‘Good morning, Sunday morning’ moment?” But let me tell you, there’s more to this story than meets the eye. You see, there was this lady in green who purposefully touched McConnell’s hand right before he froze. Coincidence? I think not!
Q: "Could you address what happened here at the start of the press conference and was it related to your injury from earlier this year where you suffered a concussion?"
Sen. McConnell: "I'm fine."
Q: "You're fine? You're fully able to do your job?"
McConnell: "Yeah." pic.twitter.com/Can1RtzqmM
— CSPAN (@cspan) July 26, 2023
SENATE MINORITY LEADER MCCONNELL: “The President called to check up on me and I told him I got sandbagged”
McConnell doesn’t answer questions about what happened, just says “I’m fine” pic.twitter.com/cm8tvoiLIH
— Nathaniel Reed (@ReedReports) July 26, 2023
I mean, come on, folks, let’s use our critical thinking skills here. What are the odds that McConnell would suddenly freeze up after being touched by this mysterious lady? It’s fishier than a sushi buffet. But of course, the liberal media conveniently ignored this crucial detail because it doesn’t fit their narrative.
When the press asked McConnell about the incident, he played it off like nothing happened. Typical politician, am I right? He said he was fine and that he’s fully able to do his job. Yeah, sure, Mitch, we believe you. Just like we believe the tooth fairy leaves money under our pillows.
But here’s where it gets even juicier, folks. In another video, McConnell seemed to have recovered from his frozen state and even cracked a joke. He said, “The President called to check up on me and I told him I got sandbagged.” Now, this could mean one of two things. Either McConnell was hit or stunned, just like when Biden tripped over a sandbag, or he was making a subtle dig at the President’s clumsiness. Either way, it’s a clear sign that McConnell is not one to be messed with.
But did anyone bother to ask McConnell if he saw a doctor after the incident? Of course not. The liberal media is too busy trying to cover up the truth. McConnell disregarded the reporter’s question and simply said, “I’m fine. That’s the important part.” Well, Mitch, if you say so.
Now, McConnell is the longest-serving Kentucky senator, and he’s up for re-election in 2026. But he’s keeping his cards close to his chest and refusing to say if he’ll run again. Can you blame the guy? I mean, who wants to deal with all this drama if they don’t have to?
So, folks, it seems like we may never know the true cause of McConnell’s freeze-out. But one thing’s for sure, there’s more to this story than what the liberal media wants us to believe. It’s just another example of how they twist the facts to fit their narrative. Stay skeptical, my friends.
