Staff Reports
In a recent release by the Associated Press regarding Joe Biden’s cognitive abilities, the media giant stumbled over its own feet in an attempt to paint a sympathetic picture of the aging President. The headline alone is a masterpiece of delusion, suggesting that Biden is “often sharp and focused,” conveniently ignoring the myriad of moments where he’s lost in a mental fog. It’s like trying to sell a car with a blown engine by highlighting the mint condition of the cup holders.
The article goes on to describe Biden’s struggles with coherence, memory lapses, and general confusion, particularly later in the day when his mental faculties seem to pack up for an early night. While the AP tries to walk a tightrope of acknowledging Biden’s issues while also propping him up, the reality is that the man is a walking, talking advertisement for cognitive decline.
The media’s dilemma is palpable. They so desperately want Biden to be the hero who defeats Trump, but they can’t ignore the glaring elephant in the room – Biden’s mental acuity resembles a deflating balloon. Do they pivot to Kamala Harris and risk alienating their audience, or do they continue the charade and pretend everything is fine in Biden-land? It’s a precarious balancing act that has them tiptoeing on eggshells.
This is an actual headline from the Associated Press. What a time to be alive. pic.twitter.com/rKWTykp9lU
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) July 4, 2024
But fear not, dear readers, for the media will inevitably choose the path that aligns with their ultimate goal – protecting the Democratic Party at all costs. Whether they pivot to Harris or double down on Biden, rest assured it will be a masterclass in partisan manipulation. After all, when your narrative is at stake, truth and integrity become mere inconveniences to be brushed aside.
The AP may have stumbled with their attempt at a sympathetic portrayal of Biden’s cognitive struggles, but their underlying allegiance to the Democratic agenda remains crystal clear. It’s like watching a circus act where the juggler desperately tries to keep all the balls in the air, even as gravity threatens to bring them crashing to the ground. But in the end, we all know who’s pulling the strings behind the curtain, and it’s not a pretty sight.
So buckle up, folks, because the media’s wild ride of contortion and manipulation is far from over. As long as Biden remains in the White House race, the show will go on, complete with smoke and mirrors to dazzle and deceive. Because when it comes to political agendas, truth is often the first casualty in the never-ending battle for power and control.
