Millennials Abandon Blue States for Red Havens: Taxes & Liberal Chaos Send ‘Em Packing

Ah, gather ’round, for a tale of those elusive millennials and their escapades in the land of moving and shaking! It seems the youngsters born between ’82 and 2000, bolder than a bald eagle and approachin’ middle age, are makin’ waves in the great migration game.

Now, according to the latest scoops from HireAHelper, it looks like these millennials ain’t as fond of the blue states like California, Illinois, and New York as the swamp creatures would want you to believe. Nope, they’re packin’ their bags and hittin’ the road to red state treasures like Texas, Florida, and Montana. I reckon they’ve had enough of the high taxes and liberal madness, bless their hearts.

But hold your horses, folks! It seems like a lot of these youngsters are stuck in a bit of a pickle. With Bidenflation runnin’ wild like a herd of buffalo stampedin’ through their finances, many of ’em can’t even afford to buy a house anywhere, let alone make a move. It’s a travesty, I tell ya! But hey, why move when you’re barely keepin’ your head above water, right?

And don’t get me started on the student loan debt weighin’ these millennials down like a ton of bricks. It’s like they’re luggin’ around the weight of the world on their shoulders, poor souls. No wonder they’re hesitatin’ to make a move when they’re barely scrapin’ by from one paycheck to the next.

When these brave souls do manage to scrounge up enough dough to hit the road, it seems Texas and Montana are the promised lands. Texas welcomed nearly 400,000 millennials with open arms last year, while Montana saw a whopping 95% more millennials movin’ in than hightailin’ it out. Now that’s what I call a red state welcome!

But it ain’t all roses and sunshine, my friends. The deep blue states like New York, California, and Illinois are bleedin’ millennials like a leaky faucet. Seems like the young folks have had enough of sky-high taxes and liberal lunacy, and who can blame ’em? It’s a game of winners and losers, and right now, the blue states are droppin’ the ball faster than you can say “big government overreach.”

So grab your cowboy hats and pack your bags, millennials! It’s time to saddle up and head for the heartland where freedom reigns and opportunity knocks. And remember, when in doubt, just follow the red state road to prosperity and liberty. Yeehaw!

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