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In a stunning display of cringe, everyone’s favorite Republican in Name Only (RINO), Mitt Romney, has decided to make himself the laughingstock of the internet once again. This time, it’s not for his questionable political choices, but for his inexplicable love for hot dogs. Yes, you read that right, hot dogs.
On National Hot Dog Day, Romney took to Twitter to declare his undying devotion to the processed meat, wearing a ridiculous hot dog hat and gripping a hot dog like it was his one true love. He proclaimed, “I love hot dogs, I love them in buns, I love them outside of buns, I love them with baked beans, it’s the best meat there is without question.” Seriously, Mitt? Is this what you think will “humanize” you? News flash: it’s not working.
To all those celebrating—happy National Hot Dog Day! May there be many more hot dogs served in our wonderful land. 🌭🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/McEnevvg8d
— Senator Mitt Romney (@SenatorRomney) July 19, 2023
Of course, the internet wasted no time in mocking Romney mercilessly for his hot dog obsession. They called him out for sounding like a Dr. Seuss character with his “I love them in buns, I love them outside of buns” spiel. But the cherry on top of this cringe sundae? Romney committed the cardinal sin of putting ketchup on his hot dog. As any true American knows, that’s a serious culinary offense.
In all seriousness, though, let’s not forget that this is the same Mitt Romney who voted in favor of impeaching President Trump. While his fellow senator Chuck Grassley was exposing Biden’s corruption and the FBI was confirming the validity of Hunter Biden’s laptop, Romney was busy talking about hot dogs. It’s clear where his priorities lie, and it’s not with the American people.
It’s unfortunate to see someone who was once the Republican candidate for president sink to such embarrassing depths. Romney’s cringe-inducing hot dog moment is just another reminder of how out of touch he is with the average American. Perhaps it’s time for him to retire from politics and focus on something he’s truly passionate about—hot dogs. At least then, he won’t be making a fool of himself on a national scale.
Source: RedState
