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In shocking news from the White House, it appears that a bag of white powder, later confirmed to be cocaine, was discovered by the Secret Service on Sunday. Now, before you start picturing the President and his staff snorting lines in the Oval Office, let’s take a moment to unpack this bizarre story.
First off, how in the world did this bag of cocaine end up in the White House? It’s not exactly the kind of souvenir you can pick up at the gift shop. Some reports say it was found in the West Wing, while others claim it was in the library. Either way, it certainly raises some eyebrows.
So who could be responsible for this? Was it a prankster trying to make a statement? Or maybe it was just some careless cleaning staff who accidentally dropped their stash. But here’s an interesting theory: could it have anything to do with Hunter Biden? You know, the President’s son who has a well-documented history of drug addiction.
Now, to be fair, Hunter was reportedly spending the weekend at Camp David with his parents when the discovery was made. So maybe it’s just a coincidence. But let’s not forget that Hunter has a track record of leaving important things behind, like laptops, guns, and even wives. So why not add a bag of cocaine to the list of things he’s absentmindedly abandoned?
Moore to the Point – Left Behind https://t.co/hAttVMokp9
— RedState (@RedState) July 5, 2023
Of course, this is all just speculation at this point. We don’t have all the facts yet, and it’s important not to jump to conclusions. But you can’t help but wonder what’s really going on behind closed doors at the White House. It seems like every day there’s a new scandal or controversy surrounding this administration.
This story is just another example of the chaos and incompetence that seems to plague the Biden presidency. It’s a shame that the American people have been left behind while the President and his family are caught up in scandal after scandal. But hey, at least we can find some humor in the absurdity of it all. When life gives you cocaine in the White House, you just have to laugh.
Source: RedState
