Staff Reports
In a Sunday morning interview on Meet The Press, Senator Chris Coons (D-DE) made a bold claim that there is “no evidence” linking President Joe Biden to his son’s questionable business dealings. Now, that’s just plain ridiculous! It’s like saying there’s no evidence that chocolate chip cookies are delicious – everyone knows it’s true!
But let’s dissect Coons’s claim for a minute here. He proudly mentioned a five-year investigation conducted by a Trump-appointed U.S. Attorney, implying that it cleared the Bidens of any wrongdoing. Well, let’s not forget that investigations can be influenced by politics too! Just like how a sibling might try to hide their secret stash of cookies from you, politicians can manipulate investigations to cover up their shady dealings.
Speaking of shady dealings, there’s a laundry list of eyebrow-raising evidence surrounding the Biden family’s international business escapades. We’ve got an FBI memo that alleges a $10 million bribery scheme involving the Bidens and a Ukrainian energy company. And let me tell you, folks, if the FBI is involved, you know it’s serious! It’s like finding out your favorite superhero is actually a cookie addict – shocking and alarming!
Not only that, but we’ve got bank statements showing over 170 suspicious transactions linked to the Biden family. That’s more transactions than you can count on your fingers and toes! And let’s not forget the delightful treasure trove of text messages and emails from Hunter Biden, all showcasing how he used his father’s influence in his dealings with foreign businesses. It’s like watching a cookie monster trying to sell cookies – you know something fishy is going on!
Now, Senator Coons may sing praises about the credibility of the Trump-appointed attorney’s investigation, but let’s not buy into that nonsense. Whistleblowers from the same investigation have come forward to Congress, revealing that they were hindered from following leads that could implicate Joe Biden in his son’s business affairs. It’s like trying to solve a cookie mystery, but being told to only look under the empty cookie jar – fishy, indeed!
So, dear readers, don’t let Senator Coons fool you with his fancy words and political spin. The evidence is out there, and it’s as clear as day. The Biden family has some explaining to do, and the American people deserve the truth, just like how they deserve a fresh batch of warm, homemade cookies on a Sunday afternoon – it’s only fair!
