Staff Reports
It’s a bleak day at the White House as former President Barack Obama is shaking in his boots over President Joe Biden’s chances of winning the next election. According to the super legit (not) Wall Street Journal, Obama is sweating bullets, fearing that Democrats are about to crash and burn in 2024. He’s practically quaking in his loafers at the mere thought of former President Donald Trump making a grand comeback. And believe you me, the panic is real, folks.
But that’s not all, folks! Obama’s buddy David Axelrod, who used to hang out with him at the White House, spilled the tea on his “Hacks on Tap” podcast. Axelrod is singing a tune that’s as sad as a three-legged dog in a rainstorm. According to this so-called WSJ poll, only 37 percent of folks are giving Biden a thumbs up, while a whopping 61 percent are giving him the old thumbs down. Yikes! And get this, the poll says that Trump would wallop Biden in a 2024 face-off. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, ain’t it?
Major chunks of Biden’s agenda hang in the balance over the next few days, as the House opened an impeachment inquiry and Democratic jitters persist. https://t.co/SJ4XDy9C9a
— Annie Linskey (@AnnieLinskey) December 16, 2023
Oh, but it gets even juicier, my friends. Biden’s handling of the economy is about as popular as broccoli ice cream. His approval rating is plummeting faster than a lead balloon, and Axelrod can’t believe his eyes. He’s ranting and raving about the White House’s desperate attempts to slap a “Bidenomics” sticker on the sinking ship. It’s a disaster, people!
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, the Biden cheerleaders are scrambling to spin the narrative. They’re talking a big game about how he’s the bee’s knees and how he’s the only thing standing between us and the apocalypse. Yeah, they’re trying to convince folks not to look at his record but to focus on the alternative, aka Trump. It’s like trying to sell a broken-down jalopy with a fresh coat of paint – nice try, but we ain’t buying it!
To top it all off, a new Reuters poll is telling the same sad story. Trump’s ahead of Biden, and it’s giving the Democrats the heebie-jeebies. It’s like déjà vu all over again, folks. So grab your popcorn, sit back, and watch the political drama unfold, because it’s gonna be one heck of a show!
