Staff Reports
Ladies and gentlemen, grab your seats and listen up, because our “lovely” liberal city of Philadelphia has once again turned into a shooting gallery, proving that strict gun control does absolutely nothing to keep innocent people safe. That’s right, folks, in the crime-ridden Kingsessing section, at least eight people became victims of mindless violence in a mass shooting. It’s like the Wild West out there!
🚨🚨BREAKING REPORT: At Least Four Dead After Mass Shooting In Philadelphia🚨🚨https://t.co/jdPttgfrXZ
— 🇺🇸🇺🇸Josh Dunlap🇺🇲🇺🇲 ULTRA-MAGA (@JDunlap1974) July 4, 2023
According to Philly Crime Update, four poor souls lost their lives right on the scene, while the fate of the remaining four is still up in the air. What a tragedy! And get this, six of the victims were adults. Can you believe it? The supposed grown-ups who should be responsible citizens and protecting their community were the ones caught in the crossfire. It’s an utter disgrace, but not surprising considering the chaos that Democrats breed in every major city they control.
Police report that 4 people have been pronounced dead , 4 other conditions unknown https://t.co/y3TZYjgPQk
— PhillyCrimeUpdate (@PhillyCrimeUpd) July 4, 2023
Early video of shooter, looks random! pic.twitter.com/195YKn0Nmh
— Sgt. Mark Fusetti (Retired) (@MarkFusetti) July 4, 2023
The details are about as clear as mud at this point, but it seems like this crime scene covers multiple city blocks. Can you imagine the horror that these law-abiding citizens had to endure as gunfire echoed throughout their neighborhoods? It’s a nightmare! But hey, don’t worry, the Philly police have managed to make one arrest. They nabbed a suspect with a handy-dandy assortment of weapons – a handgun, a rifle, extra magazines, and even a bulletproof vest. Who knew impromptu armories were so easily accessible?
Before 8:30 p.m. on Monday, the chaos began with officers stumbling upon one poor victim near South 56th Street and Chester Avenue. And just like a game of dominoes, the reports of a rifle-wielding maniac started flooding in. It’s like the city was under siege! You can’t even walk down the street without fearing for your life. What has this once great city come to?
Within minutes, the police found four more wounded individuals and rushed them to the hospital. Meanwhile, four others chose to take their chances by hopping into private vehicles and driving themselves to medical facilities. Can you blame them? Who knows how long it would’ve taken for help to arrive when the streets are teeming with random gunfire?
But wait, there’s a silver lining! Just before 8:40 p.m., the officers heroically apprehended a suspect wearing a ballistic vest – because who doesn’t want extra protection while committing heinous acts? They also recovered a rifle and a handgun in a nearby alleyway. Bravo, law enforcement, bravo!
Friends, this is yet another example of the dire consequences of the failed liberal policies that plague our cities. It’s time to stop pretending that gun control will magically make us safe. Criminals don’t follow the rules; that’s why they’re called criminals! We need strong, conservative leadership to restore law and order, to protect the innocent, and to bring peace to our communities once and for all. Say no to the liberal agenda! Say no to the chaos! We deserve better.
