Staff Reports
In an impressive display of Republican prowess, Harrisburg recently witnessed the triumphant inauguration of Treasurer Stacy Garrity, Auditor General Timothy DeFoor, and Attorney General David Sunday. This is a watershed moment, marking the first time that all three row officer positions in the state have been held by Republicans. One can only imagine the collective sigh of relief from the party, as their decisions are met with the kind of honor and integrity that has been reportedly lacking from the other side of the aisle.
Stacy Garrity and Timothy DeFoor took center stage, both emphasizing their commitment to building upon the well-fueled momentum of their first terms. Garrity, a staunch Trump supporter, used her platform to highlight a mission focused mainly on enhancing educational savings plans and ensuring the return of unclaimed property. In a rare moment of unity, she called for setting aside past squabbles and embracing this opportunity to make Pennsylvania a beacon of hope where future generations can thrive. Who knew that Republicans were suddenly the ones talking about unity and progress? The irony must be deliciously thick.
Today is swearing-in day for Pennsylvania's row officers. Congratulations to Tim DeFoor and Stacy Garrity on their reelection and to Dave Sunday on his new position. Wishing them all the best as they work to protect our streets and fight for taxpayers. pic.twitter.com/JQKg2dAa80
— U.S. Congressman Ryan Mackenzie (@RepMackenzie) January 21, 2025
Auditor General Timothy DeFoor also made a compelling history lesson. Not only is he the first person of color to be elected to a statewide office, but he also notably broke the mold by becoming the first auditor in the role—because heaven forbid that an auditor merely audits. DeFoor aims to shine a light on the intricate web of Pharmacy Benefit Managers that have been squeezing out independent pharmacies. Sounds like he’s ready to take the “audit” out of “Audit General”—do we smell a potential reality TV spin-off?
Stepping into the Attorney General spotlight is David Sunday, a man known for getting down to business. His wife and son were present at his introductory ceremony, perhaps in a touching reminder of a family man who also happens to tackle significant issues like the heroin crisis. Sunday expressed his philosophy of accountability and redemption, promising to keep criminals in check while also fostering rehabilitation. It’s almost refreshing, isn’t it? Such a stark contrast to the “let’s just let all criminals roam free” approach that seems to be all the rage for others in the political arena.
In a gathering laced with competent visionaries, former Governor Josh Shapiro graced the ceremonies with remarks as if all three new officials were the epitome of public service—an echo from a bygone era when public office was viewed with a respect that seems to be rapidly dissipating. With this newly minted Republican trio taking charge, who needs an overpaid bureaucracy when you have dedicated public servants chomping at the bit to return Pennsylvania to its former glory? Residents can rest easy knowing that the state’s leadership is finally in hands that promise to both uphold the law and work tirelessly for the people, rather than playing petty partisan games.
So there you have it: Pennsylvania may just be on the brink of a conservative renaissance. As Democrats tinker away on their electoral woes, these newly minted officials are ready to roll up their sleeves and actually get to work, proving that sometimes it really is good to be on the right side of politics.
