Staff Reports
A second would-be assassin targeting former President Donald Trump has been identified, and surprise, surprise—he’s one of those unhinged characters straight out of a bad Hollywood script. The suspect, a white male in his mid-60s named Ryan Wesley Routh, was caught in the act near Trump’s West Palm Beach golf course, armed with a rifle. This glimmer of chaos unfolded while Trump was enjoying a little time on the links, likely contemplating the mysteries of life and the fact that some people just can’t take a joke.
Just imagine the scene: Routh allegedly pointed his rifle through the fence at Trump’s golf game—a bold move for someone whose idea of excitement likely peaked with a round of bingo. The Secret Service, ever vigilant, reacted like a hawk spotting a hapless mouse, springing into action and forcing Routh to make a swift exit. After a memorable game of cat and mouse, law enforcement caught up with him on I-95, where he was discovered unarmed and, who knows, maybe even contemplating the error of his ways.
#ltCDATATrumpAssassinationAttemptgt Second Would-Be Trump Assassin Has Been Identified https://t.co/aAJYDTT9L4 pic.twitter.com/kh6AWrMx6s
— AntiCorporatism.com (@CorporateState) September 15, 2024
Local officials, particularly Sheriff Rich Bradshaw, heaped praise on the Secret Service, applauding their swift actions to protect the former president. Apparently, they have a practice where an agent jumps ahead to preemptively secure the area. It’s impressive, really—better planning than what many government agencies can muster when tackling actual issues. Routh’s bungling attempt certainly served as a reminder of how desperate the far-left has become, resorting to farcical assassination plots instead of rational political discourse.
In the aftermath, it’s hard to ignore the larger implications of this incident. Law enforcement discovered an AK-47-style rifle, backpacks, and a GoPro on Routh—because nothing screams “man on a mission” quite like recording his own misadventures. While everyone high-fives the Secret Service for their decisive response, it raises the unending question of security surrounding prominent figures like Trump. After all, this is not the first goose chase they’ve found themselves on, and undoubtedly, it won’t be the last.
Former Secret Service agent Dan Bongino chimed in recently about the current state of security, seemingly echoing what anyone paying attention already knows: things have gotten worse. His comments are a sobering reminder that while the left indulges in their fantasies, the safety and security of public figures—and, by extension, the public—is a serious concern that shouldn’t be treated lightly. As politicians engage in back-and-forth rhetoric, it becomes painfully clear that there’s a disconnect between their priorities and the realities on the ground—even as they focus on trivial matters like the color of agents’ ties. As this saga unfolds, it’s evident that the left’s obsession with silencing dissent is more insidious than anyone in the mainstream media would dare admit.
