Staff Reports
Now hold on to your MAGA hats, folks, because CNN just dropped a bombshell that’s sure to send shivers down the spines of liberals everywhere! Brace yourselves for some tough news, because it looks like President Trump is dominating his rivals in the polls, leaving them in the dust. Oh, how sweet it is!
Senior data reporter Harry Enten took a closer look at three recent polls from CBS News, Quinnipiac University, and Fox News, and boy, oh boy, did he find some juicy stuff. While poor Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis can’t even manage to crack the 20 percent mark, our beloved 45th president is sitting pretty with support ranging between a whopping 53 and 62 percent in these surveys. I mean, can we get a “Make America Great Again” chant going?
But that’s not all, folks. Enten decided to examine the general election too, just to poke a little fun at liberals who think they have it all figured out. He displayed some numbers on the screen showing Biden inching ahead of Trump, but hold your horses! The lead is only a measly 3 points, well within the margin of error. No clear leader in sight! And let’s not forget that at this same point four years ago, Creepy Joe had a much more comfortable lead, hovering in the double digits. It’s like déjà vu!
CNN Warns Viewers About Trump's Chances of Defeating Biden https://t.co/2GuEVs6vDU
— Rex_Tudor_Coup (@iamgnurr) August 22, 2023
Now, if you thought that was shocking, listen to this: President Trump’s soaring poll numbers are coming in hot, despite being indicted four times over the last five months. Yes, you heard that right! It’s like a ratings bonanza for our Commander-in-Chief. This just goes to show that the liberal media’s attempts to tarnish his reputation have absolutely no effect on the American people. We see straight through their biased tricks!
So, my fellow conservatives, let’s relish in the glory of these polls. It’s a clear sign that Trump is a force to be reckoned with, and anyone who underestimates him does so at their own peril. We need to spread the word: the 2020 cycle was just the warm-up. Trump’s popularity is soaring higher than ever, and with each passing day, it becomes clearer that he will triumph once again. Four more years, anyone? You betcha!
