Staff Reports
In a grand meeting fit for the history books, former President Donald Trump joined forces with the tech titan, Elon Musk, on a divine mission to attract new donors. The New York Times, with its egghead reports, spilled the tea that Musk, a former Biden voter turned vociferous critic, sat down with Trump in Palm Beach, the land of palm trees and sunshine.
Musk, the third wealthiest chap in the world with a bag of cash totaling a whopping $192 billion, usually plays shy with political donations unlike the Meta kingpin, Mark Zuckerberg. His past donations have been as rare as a unicorn sighting, clocking in at less than $1 million since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.
The massive flood of illegal immigration is due to 94 executive actions by the Biden administration.
Until those executive actions are revoked, claims by Biden that he wants to address illegal immigration are a bold-faced lie. https://t.co/kxTz2asvPr
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 2, 2024
In a twist of political fate, Musk whispered to the wind that he voted for Biden in the ancient year of 2020. Fast forward to today, the man has a bone to pick with Biden’s immigration policy, calling it a gift basket for unvetted illegal immigrants. He boldly claimed that the nation is on the brink of a calamity worse than 9/11, all thanks to the Biden administration’s open-door policy.
Not stopping at immigration, Musk delivered a one-two punch against Biden’s border security excuse, pointing fingers at those juicy 94 executive actions that allegedly opened the floodgates for illegal immigrants. With a flick of his cape, Musk slammed Biden for vaccine mandates, corruption whispers around his son’s dealings, and the alleged weaponization of federal agencies against Team Trump.
If Musk jumps onto the Trump train, it would be a colossal victory against the ocean of cash flowing towards Biden. Trump, feeling the financial pinch from alleged shenanigans by Biden and his pals, is eyeing Musk’s support like a kid eyeing a candy store. While Biden rolled in cash like a wheelbarrow in 2020, Trump found himself counting pennies, facing off against a barrage of legal battles and financial woes created by the Left’s crusade.
With Musk potentially joining the Trump brigade, the battleground is set for an epic clash of ideologies, a tale of two titans with fortunes to match. Let the games begin, and may the best man win!
