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Trump Plans to Slash IRS Workforce by 20 Percent with New Proposal

In a bold move that would make any taxpayer’s heart swell with glee, the Trump administration, in coordination with the Department of Government Efficiency (or DOGE, for short—not to be confused with the adorable dog meme), is reportedly putting forth a plan to reduce the IRS workforce by an astounding 20 percent. This proposal, which could affect nearly 6,800 employees, is aimed at trimming the fat off the agency that many Americans love to hate.

According to sources familiar with secretive email communications from DOGE, President Trump has expressed a desire to downsize the IRS ahead of the looming May 15 deadline. This proposed job cut comes on the heels of a series of layoffs that have already displaced around 6,700 probationary workers and 4,700 individuals who opted for the “voluntary buyout” program, nicknamed the “Fork in the Road.” It seems the IRS is about to take a much-needed detour away from bureaucratic bloat.

Skeptics have raised concerns about how these cuts could impact revenue generation, but one has to wonder if this isn’t just classic government scare tactics—much like suggesting that if you eat cake for breakfast every day, you’ll end up looking like the Michelin Man. An IRS employee, under the ever-watchful eye of bureaucratic retaliation, lamented that their workdays are filled with more meetings and new directives than actual work. Perhaps instead of worrying about cuts, they should be focusing on how to streamline their hefty workload. 

 

Reports also indicate the tax compliance department is bracing for the biggest job losses of around 8,260 employees, followed by taxpayer services and information technology. These cuts represent just the initial phase, with further reductions hinted at by certain DOGE team members. Given the IRS’s historical reputation for inefficiency, one can’t help but chuckle at the optimistic notion that fewer employees might lead to a better-run agency. It’s like getting rid of the over-stuffed couch in your living room—suddenly, there’s room to breathe!

Adding fuel to the fire, there have been reports of the Department of Homeland Security pressuring the IRS for the addresses of nearly one million illegal immigrants. For anyone who has ever scratched their head at the IRS’s questionable priorities, this revelation feels like a crooked cherry being placed on top of a really questionable sundae. Cutting the agency’s workforce could mean a renewed focus on the tax code instead of playing watchdog for millions of illegals—not to mention a welcome change from the previous administration’s plans to expand the IRS and further squeeze the blood from hardworking Americans.

While the thought of downsizing the IRS is enough to make even the most industrious taxpayers pop open a bottle of bubbly, it also raises an intriguing question: When can the chatter turn to dismantling the agency entirely? As great as these cuts may be, fans of fiscal sanity can’t help but fantasize about a world where tax season is as pleasant as a Sunday picnic instead of the bureaucratic circus that the IRS historically represents. If only dreams could be taxed!

Written by Staff Reports

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