Staff Reports
President Trump has reopened Pandora’s Box by suggesting that either Joe Biden or his son Hunter could very well be the secret agents behind the small bag of cocaine discovered in the White House nearly two years ago. This suggestion is bringing the long-dormant investigation back into the limelight, much to the dismay of the left who thought they had swept this embarrassing incident under the rug.
Back in July 2023, a plastic bag containing cocaine was found tucked away in a storage cubby near a public entrance to the West Wing. While visitors and staff crisscrossed through the area like it was a busy mall, the Secret Service sprang into action, evacuating the premises as if they discovered a small nuclear device. Biden and his clan were conveniently vacationing at Camp David, which begs the question: who was in and out of the White House while the cat was away?
The Secret Service launched what they claimed was a thorough investigation, complete with state-of-the-art fingerprint and DNA analysis. Yet, despite their advanced technology, they were unable to identify a suspect because all the physical evidence had mysteriously vanished into thin air. Eleven days later, the case was unceremoniously closed, leading most to believe that the only perpetrators were the ever-elusive “unknowns” that populate a government scandal.
Fast forward to the present and Trump is ready to kick this investigation into high gear again, implying that either Joe or Hunter simply can’t resist an impromptu party at the White House. In a conversation with a journalist, he mused about all the fingerprints that would typically linger around such a scene, yet somehow this bag of cocaine was scrubbed clean as if someone had doused it with Holy Water. It seems strange that, in a building rife with political finger-pointing, there wouldn’t be a trace left behind.
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— Diamond and Silk® (@DiamondandSilk) March 1, 2025
Critics have pointed fingers at the Secret Service, particularly at former Director Kimberly Cheatle, a Biden appointee who seemed more interested in keeping the incident hush-hush rather than exposing the truth. Reports suggest she wanted to destroy evidence as deftly as someone would hide their ex’s photos after a breakup, but the Forensics Services Division put their foot down. The incident has evidently turned into a political circus with the Biden administration dodging heat from every direction, yet the actual truth remains ever-elusive.
This case is more than just a drug discovery; it’s a political hot potato that the left can’t hand off. Whether it’s Biden’s infamous family or the former president’s relentless pursuit of transparency, one thing is certain: the true origin of the cocaine remains a mystery fit for a political thriller, leaving many to wonder if a cleanup effort is the only thing that could wash away the stains from the Biden administration.
