Staff ReportsJust when the left thought they could redefine reality, Donald Trump steps back onto the scene wielding a sharp pair of scissors ready to cut through the nonsense. Not only has he assumed the role of the 47th president, but he has accepted the mantle of the ultimate truth-sayer – and that truth is simple: there are only two genders, male and female. This proclamation was met with cheers and applause from the Capitol Rotunda, signaling a return to common sense that has been sorely missed since the days when the word “is” was still associated with a straightforward answer.
Fast forward to 2022 when the Biden administration, in a spectacular display of progressive absurdity, introduced a third option for passports, allowing individuals to select “X” as their gender marker. This left many wondering: who could possibly have been clamoring for a third choice in the realm of official government documentation? As it turns out, it’s a niche audience indeed—one that’s likely not planning any future visits to the DMV anytime soon. With Trump’s decision, however, those aspirations for an “X” passport will likely evaporate faster than a liberal’s resolve to leave the country in a crisis.
Officials from Trump’s administration have echoed a familiar tune: the intention is to reconstruct the fabric of government back to the way it was—cognitive dissonance and overreaching gender ideology need not apply. All government agencies are now tasked with erasing gender insanity from their documents, officially embracing language that champions biological truths. “Sex” will be the term of choice, no longer muddied by the mushy jargon of the gender-fluid crowd. For secretive federal agencies dealing in sensitive interactions—like prisons and shelters—the directive is crystal clear: maintain privacy through single-sex accommodations.
The 'Theys' Are Gonna Need New Passports https://t.co/Cne4ve9sR3
— Michael J. Fell (@MichaelJFell) January 21, 2025
This policy shake-up doesn’t just stop at passports; it’s part of a wider initiative to put an end to what Trump has deemed “radical and wasteful” diversity, equity, and inclusion programs. DEI initiatives are taking a swift nosedive, and the corporate world is taking notice—giants like Walmart and various public universities have already broken free from the constrained reign of these programs. It seems the motto is clear: let’s reclaim sanity in this upside-down world.
On the heels of this new directive, Trump wasted no time in signing an executive order that aims to wipe out all DEI-related policies and requirements across federal agencies within just 60 days. For those hoping to cling to their ideologies, they might want to double-check their passports and consider their vacation destinations. After all, without a valid gender option, they may just find themselves with extra time to ponder the simplicity of being either a “he” or a “she” while they’re waiting for their flights.
